“Villanova, which is currently sits atop the field as the No. 1 team in college basketball, per the pollsters”

Boy that will save the Dakiches some money!

Is this line about only beating the Rams a gag, like with the Panthers’ record last year? I distinctly remember them beating the Vikings in week 1, yet I keep reading this line here.

You know if, for example, the incident was on his 18th birthday, and the press conference was the day before his 21st birthday, that would be 2.99 years? That’s the extreme, and I don’t know what the actual days are, but he’s not necessarily wrong

This was the first thing I thought of. +1 Cone of Dunshire

Way too low. Consider all of the layup lines in the warmups before every single game of basketball ever played at any level.

Follow up: How is it possible that no one said The Godfather?

Read this thinking “Good for them, three years is a legit and fitting punishment.” What the hell more do you want?

Now HERE’S someone who doesn’t understand kinesiology

How does this article get written without the words double dribble appearing?

I think the “backlash” against Jost’s joke is probably an even better representation of why democrats lost the election.

I’ve always been squarely on team “don’t click it if you don’t like it” when it comes to the political/non-sports posts. But I’ve been so messed up since the elections, even the headlines bum me out. It’s like how Drew talked about his chest hurting whenever he sees the news. I know this is my problem though, and not…

Who besides Burneko is the angriest person on staff?

Paul Ryan Suck?

It’s almost as if you didn’t watch the whole video.

President Obama said all Americans need to root for Trump now. So I guess now everyone will get to know what it’s like being a Browns fan...

Gotta say, the home plate idea seems like it would have been a pretty cool compromise. Heck if you cross your eyes a little bit it already looks like home plate.

Good god, did you just say Schwarber played hero in the Indians’ 3-0 Game 1 shutout victory?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure the only game that got five throwgasms (measuring sheer watchability) last week was Seahawks-Cardinals. When will we start holding Drew accountable for these things?