Dibs on the Datsun.

It's at $630 right now, three days left so it'll at least double, if not triple or more by auction close. Plus the $150 "admin fee" the seller is asking? No thanks.

It's a weird psychology, isn't it? I'd have just as much fun in a C7 or Hellcat as a 458 or Huracan any day.

Heavens, no! *clutches pearls*

It's a sensible choice.

When was the last time something won the NP vote?

whats with the canoe paddles?

She sounds like someone who will be enjoying her winnings for years.

They're for doing bumps of coke off of.

DUDE. Nowhere on the list? REALLY?!

$90M is the make believe marketing amount. The actual jackpot was $56.8M, which after taxes is $29M. Still a lot of money, but definitely not the same as $90M

Step 1. Acquire Porsche.

I approve, maybe they'll discount it for all the press it will surely receive.

Fisker Karma!

Noble M400. People keep saying they're a kit car that has better road manners than most sports cars, but you can put that to the test. Quite a few on ebay within budget.

But really, pick the H1.

Last time I suggested a stock Deuce and a half and you scoffed that it wasn't practical enough. For you consideration, a crew cab deuce and a half - SO MUCH MORE PRACTICALITY. Plus, the city of brotherly love is going to have a lot more snow than ATL...

There's only one choice: