I need a towel

It seems a bit extreme to me too... for it to have that much effect I should think you’d have a lot more problems to deal with. Just thought I’d share the anecdote since it was relevant.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

Don’t forget:

Cause it’s a cheaply made mobile game with zero effort put into customization? You can’t alter anything. Guys all have the same spikes hair. You pick colors and that’s it. It has less features than a flash dating sim.

If you can maintain on three or four drinks, then have three or four drinks. The main keys are:

Same here. My tolerance is pretty high. Drinks 1 and 2 only prime me for the mild buzz Drink 3 provides, and Drink 4 ends the night with a wonderful buzz-but-not-drunk feeling.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

Hey let’s stereotype people, okay? What are the sorts of people you think of when I say Mercedes Benz SL500?

Fuck these guys.

Last I checked, even the cheapest grandstand seats were like 300 euro, so that probably doesn't help either. F1 is crazy expensive given the quality of the product.

Bring a Fire-type. Ice is weak against Fire.

I think with the Model X yes. Before it was small things. Now it is the car as a whole. Hopefully they will start doing better when they realize it is harder when you make more cars.

Except, Tesla’s fuck up rate is more comparable to FCA than anybody else in the USA.

That’s the problem with being the golden child. You may fuck up just like everybody else but people believe you are not supposed to. It doesn’t help if you’re the one that brags about getting A’s and being perfect only to fail a test the night after attending an orgy. That simile was a tad convoluted.

Uh, I had a gross visual when I read “cult of musk”

This isn’t really surprising or newsworthy, aside from the fact that it involves the cult of musk.

You’re under 21, you don’t know anything about German luxury vehicles, pedigree or context for the last 40 years of Mercedes luxury development.

Talk to me about the developments from the W114, through the W126 and into the W220 and modern series before I have faith you know anything about these cars.

Please never work your way to the top of an automotive company.