And then this.... the fuck?!

Sweet mother of....

Coming soon to MotoGP - Pastor Maldonado!

Honestly wondering, why do I see so many bowl cuts? Not just in this picture, you see a twitch dota/lol s Korean team, you see more as well.

I agree except for one major point that renders the entire discussion moot, rust. In the rust belt, when a car reaches a given age/mileage/rust level, it is not worth it anymore.

Always a Suzuki rider.... lol

I think (for the benefit of the story, of course) that you need to do a skype interview in a bikini top and follow up.

Dealers have to weigh other factors, like repeat customers. The VW buyer was out of state (several hours away), so the dealer wasn’t risking ruining a relationship with a potential repeat customer.

Donnel the army-cleaner.

I think you mean THE ANCIENT HERO OF YORE.

It wouldn’t be that hard to add. The defroster on back glass is actually just conductive paint, which can be repaired. So someone sells the paint, and you can buy repair kits for the electric diodes, so maybe you just had an idea for a new business.

I literally heard a brodozer the other day with sirens on it. It was in the mountains, and I was swiveling my head to see where the mysterious cop was. Then I realized the idiot in the F250 behind me had them.

it’s not wise to believe “it’s ok for cops to crack the skulls of people I don’t like,” ‘cos eventually they’ll find or be given a reason to crack your skull.

bad timing old bean, this story needs to be about winter tires to be effective today.

If I was sitting around figuring out how to pay rent on my part time delivery driver salary and someone tipped me $25 for delivering a pizza, I’d much rather have that happen than no work or sitting around reading my phone in the restaurant making pretty close to nothing.

These guys are at work & could probably use the money, so as long as you make it worth their while, why not? 50% tip seems about right. Minimum $10, not matter what.

I don’t really see those sex stories as either of their material. They’re like urban legends that belong to no one. It’s what you do with them that counts. Patrice’s delivery was rapey. He thought the stories themselves were funny, which is upsetting. Schumer acknowledged the rapeyness of them and turned *that* into…

They’re basically just repeating things that were already posted on Urban Dictionary and passed along by teens for years before that.

You’ll learn that tap water in the U.S. is usually just as safe—if not more safe—to drink than bottled water

Welp, guess I’ll buy one on eBay after people lose interest in it.