“Why are you so sick?”

RIP Harambe

Gizmodo even wrote an article about it, one of many articles about how horrible this place is.

That “foundation” is a petting zoo for celebrities. It's not a sanctuary. They don't resuce animals. Well, they might rescue some, but not really. They are breeding big cats, which no rescue sanctuary would ever do. The way they let people interact with the animals will get someone killed. Fuck this place.

Shower sex is the shit. Started in college.. never letting that one go.

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

Who the fuck is this bitch? Is she the South Carolina “Such as” Miss Teen chick?

“We used to have a country, a great country, that was built on the stable traditional family...”

Eh. Where was she a week ago when this wasn’t nearly as much in the public eye? Why did she graffiti “I approve this message” instead of, say, “get off sacred land”?

I don’t know. I’ll be glad if it gets the cause more attention, but otherwise it feels like just more self-promotion for Stein.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

Deadspin is unabashedly pro-animal. And I love it.

I can’t relate to “what if this happened to me?” I can only relate via my relationship with women. I have never been sexually or physically victimized and have little chance of it ever happening to me. So I’m trying to sympathize as best I can.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Being white makes you an expert on everything. Being white is the fucking tits.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Do you actually ride up mountains in the rain? The sort of people who do think it’s glorious! The idea of staring at my phone the whole way monitoring outputs when years of cycling have taught me to do that internally is ridiculous. The people who think that’s OK stand around arguing in gear inches at post ride…

You confuse your gym time with racing. Fitness contests done by numbers aren’t interesting even to the guys winning. The huge amounts of cash, that’s the motivation. But a race should be a head game, it’s as much played as ground out. If you look past the doping in the ‘90's you see brilliant tactics, that’s what pro…

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