It is said most people can recognize a song based on the first three notes. It’s a testament to your writing that I can recognize your voice by “Why, it’s the power of a horse! What does that mean? Physical power? Political? Sexual? What horse?” well done

Thank you for your service and sacrifice. Thank you for enduring that day after day for us and our loved ones. Thank you for bearing the burden of unimaginable trauma that you didn’t even go through so that a stranger you don’t even know can have some chance, any chance at all, at a good life. I understand the weight…

Bonus Star for managing to be grammatically correct

I see no problems with the British green. It’s so sharp looking it honestly makes up for the admittedly slight contradiction

To be fair, child abuse is not condoned in the bible so that definitely wasn’t on the religion. There’s a difference between a religion that encourages child sacrifice (looking at you ancient mayans) and people who are just stupid and hypocritical

I’m curious, outside of the recent mega-conservative churches who are blatantly refusing to shut down (which I attribute more to politics than religion. Republicans are two times more likely than democrats to think this is a sham.) which superstitions are dangerous and harmful to people?

Criminally under-rated comment

Tesla’s manufacturing facility in Fremont, California was painfully late to close down, but it has been mostly idled because of the coronavirus,.

Oh Jalopniks, you never disappoint

I looked up this reference and somehow ended up even more confused. What’s this about a watermelon in a movie called Buckaroo Banzai?

If that’s the color of your turds I would see a doctor if I were you. 

So the government is literally spending hundreds of thousands of us tax dollars on crap. Well done America. Truly you have outdone yourself. 

Bring back COTD!

R/ Swoosh

Thankfully, there’s also a “visual mission statement” on the site that explains things much better with an artsy short film

They’re all red to fit in when the fire department shows up

This is why I love this site. Jalopnik Rocks!

That was terrible. Take your star.

How do you hit 45 on your first go? I stick to the line and hit all the boosts and I’m still hitting 1:15 before making any mistakes

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