What Michele dances(around): The truth, humanity, facts, science...
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Honestly though what the hell is Michele doing, is she just roaming the city
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She’s no MO
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This is everything for me right now. My husband played it on repeat a million times while trying to bail me out Tuesday night. Then he played it for me last night when we went and got dinner. And then he flew to NYC this am, and god, I miss and need him here.
Yeah after 7 hours a day 5 days a week watching a 1 year old, I AM DONE. People who have kinds are insane.
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ETA: I linked that shit like a moron. This was the exit the workplace jam of the day
Share away, i’d love a weekly music social.
I might have been able to become adequate at raising one, if I hadn’t spent every day of my life since then refusing to acquire the skills necessary to keep one alive as further disincentive to have one. Case in point: my living room tables are cast iron and slate. Take that, soft toddler head!
YES. My husband has been to war, but the look on his face when he talks about the resilience of the vagina... I think he was traumatized.
Yep. All the things associated with pregnancy and birth. But with my second, the placenta didn’t detach on its own, so I was treated to the experience of having multiple medical professionals take turns going elbow-deep in my uterus, then got vacuumed (a D&C) out while still awake. It was like the suction thing a…
So they don’t die alone.
No kidding, this is number one on my EXTENSIVE list as to why I don’t have kids. We saw that miracle of life video in the eighth grade and I noped the fuck out. No ragrets.
Yeah, I feel like this is one of the worst things ever. Either way. I mean the first time someone cut me up with scissors and vacuumed a human baby out of my vag. And then the next time another someone sliced my gut open and pulled another human baby right out of there by hand. This is some sci fi shit.
It was the inspiration for Alien.
I’m extra coffee in just trying to process. PROCESS. I love processing, but this is all too much.
Get your coffee and get in the game Cannibal Shark! Today we play to win. There are no rules.