Check out Johnny Dictionary here with his five dollar words.

Rowling claims to have been influenced by Indonesian mythology, but she’s fucking named her single East Asian character “Cho Chang.” She’s so notorious about not doing the research that she created a “Magical Congress of the United States of America” and placed it a full hundred years before there WERE states in…

ToysRUs:  “I’m not dead yet!  I’m getting better!”

Yeah, due to Trump, revisionist history is kind to Mitt Romney but don’t forget that it’s his company that offered high interest, bleed-you-dry loans to the idea of children’s happiness.

Cold coffee is fine.

Who is going to clean up these silicon dolls?

If West ever put finger to needle and thread in his entire life, I will humbly beg his pardon. Otherwise,

Me too. I wouldn’t want to mess with that guy. Seems like he’s got a particular set of skills.

Isn’t canon spelt with one n? Anyway, here’s my favourite take so far:

What have we unleashed to the world?

Tits aren’t 1/3rd of her total mass?

to add. the way gamers and “nerd culture “ people act anymore, if anyone asks what my hobby is, I just say i watch porn, becasue at this point, its the LESS EMBARRASSING FAN-BASE I BELONG TO

“Dear Diary,

Meanwhile over in another Nintendo fandom...

Bowsette RPG naoh

Well, I guess I know what most C95 doujins are going to be about. God I love the internet.

I think wandering around in that dress just getting on with your job as a spy probably doesn’t look as realistic and believable as we want in this new game.