Sad news. I was really hoping that the suit could “finish the fight.”

Does it have NFC capabilities?

I’ll do you one better, why is Twitch?

If the game is good, I would buy it on the Mega Drive. Stop port begging.

Counterpoint: Games coming out now may have already been in development before the Switch got red hot, so 3DS development was prioritized. This kind of stuff endlessly frustrates me, but I’d say this is more of an annoyance right now. If this is still happening a year from now, we’ll have a real problem.

I mean... uh.. “Venusaur”

To be fair, the original Japanese names don’t allude to the toad thing either. Bulbasaur’s Japanese name translates to “Mysterious Seed,” Ivysaur’s translates to “Mysterious Grass” and Venusaur’s translates to “Mysterious Flower.”

I can’t nerf dart people in the butt using the cosplay replicas.

That’s why you go full Reaper and buy dozens so you just throw away the spent ones and pull out new ones to reload.

Terry so down on his luck he had to get gender reassignment surgery just to be in a new game.

It’s a scheme. They’re marketing this as a cute waifu companion, but when you get it and turn it on, it’s actually Terry Crews yelling at you to go outside. Terry gets louder and more aggressive the longer you ignore him.

Mega picross is the best. They usually require some kind of deduction other than just straight up counting.

Still, too much cheese. The caloric bomb factor aside, the ratio of cheese to meat is too off-balanced in favor of cheese, in my opinion. That burger makes my liver hurt just looking at it. I have a bile deficit so I have to be careful around fatty foods, and burgers are by default a fatty recipe, so I suppose this…

There is a fundamental misunderstanding of food going on here.

Upon closer inspection, these appear to be loafers

Something something WRYYYYYY, something something ZA WARUDO.

Should I assign my Sound Blaster to IRQ 5 or IRQ 7?

Wait, wasn’t the bath house E. Honda’s level?

The more disturbing thing is whenthey mention mass genocide I’m almost certain the’re talking about white people not actual Native Americans