Age limits won’t work. Ross Douthat, Tucker Carlson, Rick Santorum, and Ted Cruz are a few GOP guys who have espoused the opinions of 80 year old men when they were in their 20s.

Good if it helps introduce them to xbox. It blows my mind that ps4 pro doesn’t have one. I want to believe it has to do with sony wanting to sell more expensive standalone players, but I wouldn’t give them much credit after some of their other decisions this generation. Still can’t believe ps4 can’t play audio…

I was hoping for Sacramento Seakings but Slowking is a more apt mascot for my city.

Something tells me this entire thing originated from an Orlando Magikarp joke. It also reminds me of an older joke:

Huh, I thought that was the entire point of Subway. I wonder what the Japanese Burger King slogan is.

The point of training is to be better at an activity

And if you turn 180 degrees there’s a bright red rocket launcher for you to pick up.

*looks through the concept art for the arwings*

This is all a really cool insight into a long lost game that I was eager to play. I hope the scalpers enjoy it

I think it’s partially a result of targeting the Vita. Really, it feels more like an upgraded version of the DS remakes of FFIII and IV.

Found it.

Looks like Vader is about to make a daring escape through the floor.

I have the New 3DS and I have to say, the facial tracking that happens when the 3D effect is on makes a huge difference. It is so much more pleasant to use the 3D without having to keep the console at a fixed angle the whole time. I know most people don’t care about 3D, but I feel strongly that it improves every…

They did it for the trigger.

Jet Set Radio...

Jon Snow basically said “Bishes be lyin’” and he’s a hero, but when I say it I get punched in the dick/fired from my job/left at the altar....

Next line cut from script: Incest is best, put your auntie to the test.

Where’s the part where the car sits in traffic for 10 minutes and nobody says a damn word? Or where the male lead crashes his Civic with his girlfriend then jerks off to her comatose body in hospital? They’ve also got to have all the people and cars on the road explode into orange juice right at the end.