Look into the religious group (INC). They’re the largest non-Roman Catholic denomination in the Philippines and they practice party block voting; as in literally, the church commands them who to vote for. As you can guess, the higher ups do VERY well for themselves, so a Duterte regime is nothing but a win for them.

I have a distinct feeling that if they actually did put it on sale right now, they would literally ‘run out’ of units before the Switch touches ground; they’re very quickly winding down Wii U production so it’s likely a Dreamcast repeat of ‘what’s left is left’ situation. Then you’d have some freak Nintendo Classic…

Splatoon. I wouldn’t put Mario Kart 8 at number one, but definitely top 5. And the terribly underrated Wonderful 101. Bayonetta 2 gets at least a mention as well.

I am now convinced that Sir Anthony Hopkins and Victoria’s Secret would be the ultimate marketing synergistic powerhouse they were destined to be.

Joke answer: When you cosplay anyone from Square Enix, the fat magically dissolves away. Except on Yuna’s jawline. She always has to have the hamster face.

So... Ash is Filthy Frank this season?

I feel like this is a missed opportunity. A Transformers fighting game would be better suited as a Smash Bros. style melee combat as opposed to the Mortal Kombat style that it’s looking to be here.

:brags about how Jollibee is in relatively close driving distance and mention how Chicken Joy was for dinner last week:

Sure, Terra gets to live, but what about Shadow?? Didn’t he deserve to be redeemed?! His daughter needed him, goddammit.

Something you can relate to Fahey: I bought the rest of Optimus Maximus on Hasbro Toy Shop. Granted on Black Friday, their discount code was 15% off, but it only really affected Rodimus. Which is good, because no one should pay full price for Rodimus.

I feel like if these Pokemon saw some of our browser histories they would a make a completely different face.

She’s clearly tapping her inner Glacius.

Infection covers more ground. Pubic lice/crabs are an infection, but can’t really be biologically classified as a ‘disease’. Also, you basically answered yourself: certain infections are curable and temporary, but it doesn’t make it any less painful/irritating to bear; just because you can get over a cold doesn’t mean…

There’s a very specific use of the word “deru” that’s not exactly clean. That’s all I’m willing to divulge.

It’s because of that Tuxedo Kamen fellow isn’t it? He’s already pre-dressed for all sorts of ritualistic orgies; who knows what he already caught.

Who else saw the “deru” kanji and thought of something COMPLETELY different?

Agreed. I played this for a little bit on the PS4 and it became quickly obvious the game wasn’t designed around a controller schema.

Agreed. I played this for a little bit on the PS4 and it became quickly obvious the game wasn’t designed around a…

Considering after the 7th time, this sadness straight up manifests as murderous rage, I’ll totally believe that he’s been manically depressed this whole time:

On a tangential note, is 4K/UHD anywhere as “prevalent” in Japan as it is in the USA? I remember years ago Japan was going to be the first to test 4K broadcast over air, and I haven’t really heard much of it since.

That wouldn’t happen. No one in their right mind would waste time homebrewing for mobile specs that are 5 years old. Your average mid-budget Android phone can run laps around the Vita. And considering how open the Android environment is, putting work into doing anything on Vita would be experimental at best.