Ah yes, counting on the quick resolution of SAG over the police. Is this an Onion article?

Mine was horrible, too. I went to a Mazda dealership to test drive a new Miata (this was about four years ago) and even scheduled it. When I show up the guy opens with, “So are you buying it?” and when I said I was going to think about it, he says, “Oh, well you can’t drive the car-- they forgot to fill it up with…

Agreed. They gotta cover everyone though, even the people who don’t want the association. 

He looked really attractive when they found his carcass, slumped over the toilet. 

People who buy these cars don’t go do fast food. They go to their private villas and sip goat’s blood from women’s vaginas. 

I hate Tim Allen’s 1950's inspired “Pure Michigan” radio ads. 

It’s more than enough. If I were the judge I’d say, “Here’s a hundred bucks.”

I was wondering the same. How did they know? Or did he just sit down one day and casually announce, “Oh, I have HIV, how does that make you feel?” 

What’s stopping you? Fear is the mind killer.

That is a great idea. Also, put the executives and everyone who works for ShareNow into that hut because it sounds like some horseshit communist company anyway.

Kill your friend.

Baba Booey’s was still worse. 

That’s what happened in the case of the dude who was shot in the motel, crawling on his hands and knees. I forgot his name.

This is one of the most absurd and hilarious things I’ve ever read. What a complete waste of time and money. 

Vince is a disgusting human being. Back in the mid ‘90s when I watched wrestling I thought he was hilarious but I’ve listened to enough interviews with him and read enough articles about him and his ethics to come to the conclusion that he’s basically a power-mongering, narcissistic psychopath. I recall him saying…

Also, why do we see Greyworm sailing out of a port in King’s Landing only for the following scene at the small council someone declares, “All of the ships and ports were destroyed and need to be rebuilt.” 

Pretty sure this will never change. Not ever. 

Pretty sure we’re already at the precipice...

Well, I have seen multiple videos of people getting directly hit with a taser and hardly being fazed. However, most of those people were also on heavy drugs so I dunno...

I was being facetious about the bells. It still could have been written better...or have fleshed it out over more episodes.