Congratulations are in order! It's 2011 and the car -still- looks like hot garbage. Time to send this model to the scrap heap already.

One of my favorite cars of all-time. I recently saw a pricing guide that said exceptional X's would fall into the ~$7700 price range. The seller for this vehicle is clearly insane.

#2 is outrageous. The wife should be in the fucking kitchen chained to the radiator making my breakfast. Why on earth would you allow her to drive?

I bet that was @ 87th & Racine...

I have very mixed feelings about this vehicle and I loooove curvy cars. I enjoy the front and 3/4 front end pics but the profile leaves a horrible taste in my mouth like Ron Jeremy just shot his wad into it. It has very bulbous proportions which I do not care for and needs some slimming or perhaps the top needs to…

Thank you!!! *blushes*

I want to see a video of him driving this car with the Jackass theme playing and then have the music cut out once he totals it and dies. It would be fitting...and yes, I would laugh.

I don't get it. Is Motegi supposed to be upside down on the back?

I admire everything about the car except the price (although it is fairly conservative looking and not all that curvy...) — Crack Pipe.

@suzq044: Because many Americans are fat fucks who are only concerned about creature comforts and less about driving mechanics.

Maybe I overlooked it but what is the curb weight on this thing?

@blackcat13: Thank you for posting one of the most absurd things I've read today. I hope to god you're not a police officer and if you are, I hope internal affairs is watching you.

I've seen this before and it always makes me laugh although I'm not sure if it's real or some parody. Also I'm pretty sure these are pesky Canadians. And the asian guy with the machete is the character "Thunder" from Big Trouble in Little China.

I will have to use the tactic displayed in a past episode of CYE where a man parks in the handicap spot because he has a stutter.

What kind of fool angles their center mirror so that they can see themselves in it?

@Electro Gyrocator: The yellow NA coupe above is Tom Matano's prototype although I think he actually owns it. The red NB above was the special edition coupe that was produced in Japan (I think it was around ~300 units, maybe less.)

I found the article amusing. Obviously only real car articles are allowed on Jalopnik, no time for light-hearted fluff, no sir...oh wait.

Unfortunately it still looks like Buddy Holly and Barney Rubble had a baby and then peed on it.

Wait a minute, I always thought Ms. Motor was John Krewson's burlesque name?

Hmm, Marsha Blackburn doesn't look half-bad for 58. I wonder if she's been in any gangbangs.