@blackcat13: Thank you for posting one of the most absurd things I've read today. I hope to god you're not a police officer and if you are, I hope internal affairs is watching you.

I've seen this before and it always makes me laugh although I'm not sure if it's real or some parody. Also I'm pretty sure these are pesky Canadians. And the asian guy with the machete is the character "Thunder" from Big Trouble in Little China.

I will have to use the tactic displayed in a past episode of CYE where a man parks in the handicap spot because he has a stutter.

What kind of fool angles their center mirror so that they can see themselves in it?

@Electro Gyrocator: The yellow NA coupe above is Tom Matano's prototype although I think he actually owns it. The red NB above was the special edition coupe that was produced in Japan (I think it was around ~300 units, maybe less.)

I found the article amusing. Obviously only real car articles are allowed on Jalopnik, no time for light-hearted fluff, no sir...oh wait.

Unfortunately it still looks like Buddy Holly and Barney Rubble had a baby and then peed on it.

Wait a minute, I always thought Ms. Motor was John Krewson's burlesque name?

Hmm, Marsha Blackburn doesn't look half-bad for 58. I wonder if she's been in any gangbangs.

Coolest race ever? However from Turkmenistan through Turkey I wouldn't mind have some bulletproof paneling on the vehicle I was driving.

@speedzonevideo: And? And you don't know what an anagram is? *shrugs*

Facebook for your car? Why not Twitter as well? Oh wait, we don't want Twitter because you might drive off a FUCKING CLIFF WITH YOUR DOG WHILE YOU'RE TWEETING.

@speedzonevideo: I don't think that's an anagram since it doesn't make use of the letters 't' 'r' or 'o'.

Ford Probe. <_<

I love reading comments from PR guys because it's basically a game of finding a needle in a giant heaping mound of diarrhea. Dave Caldwell is so full of shit it probably is streaming from his tear ducts.

@dolometh: Ford no longer has controlling interest of Mazda and only a very small stake in the company.

@Dillon: I'm 99% positive that is an error. Mazda was planning to lease hybrid technology from Toyota but they aren't owned by them.

Mazda isn't owned by Toyota.

Mazda MX3 - 1.8 V6

Screw the vette, I want Krewson to post an article about his v8 Miata.