As opposed to putting Calvins on our behinds!

How does calvin Harris feel about ham sandwiches?

He annoyed me when they were together. But I kinda love hot mess breakup Calvin Harris.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

That’s exactly it. Who among us hasn’t gotten drunk and fallen? My friend just happened to do it at the exact wrong time.

A very dear friend of mine died last summer. She was drunk and she fell from a balcony. I wasn’t there when it happened but I was sleeping in the house so I was there for the entire investigation. There literally wasn’t anyone around who wasn’t a “witness” or the police because it was 1:30am on a weeknight.

Thank you for being clear in what actually happened. I found out what happened early Saturday morning and the way the story is being covered by many outlets today is incredibly misleading and clearly click bait. I’ve always known I shouldn’t read comments but these articles have really brought that point home. I…

Yeah it’s kind of depressing when two reprehensible people make themselves the focus of attention, but at least they’re being mean to each other. They both seem like they can handle it. Or something.

Yeah Freelee. Raw Till 4 is what I call your DAD.

I squeal with delight when I see these updates.

Absolutely perfect.

beyond yoga sells a really good pair.

I never realized how gross Kim’s hair was at the Met Gala until this very moment. It looks like high fashion There’s Something About Mary cum-in-hair scene.

I feel like I will never have so little going on in my life that I need to get into online fights with a child. And I am a very petty person. With very little going on in life.

This has seriously become my favorite feature on Jez. I always let out a little involuntary squeal when I see there is a new update.

“got a nose job cause you were snorting too much cocaine and you burnt your nose out.”

I don’t know the dynamics of their marriage but she’s not in charge of how Bill Cosby behaves himself. The only thing she has control over is whether to leave him or not. She obviously decided to stay married to a rapist but it’s certainly not her fault that Bill Cosby drugged and assaulted women.

Amber Rose and Kim are gonna basically own sex-positivity after this. Fuckin #werq, ladies.

slut shaming is bad, unless it’s kim kardashian because el oh el reasons.

The show had great moments, and I especially loved Miranda. Also, unpopular opinion: I never liked Aiden. His the typical nice guy that thinks he can just make the girl he invented in his head out of the girl in real life. I wish it would have ended with Carrie being single and content with that. Not that being in a…