Always tempting.

Seems like you’re in good company here. I’m a 27 year old college graduate and I make 12.50 an hour. Uhhhhh.

Yeah, I read that and I was like....um...I wish I made 370 dollars a day...

You’d think that Kanye West would have learned a thing or two about why misogyny is lame (or at least why you shouldn’t publicize your hateful thoughts on women) as a result of being surrounded by so many strong ladies. Say what you will about the Kardashians, but they don’t take shit from anyone. The same goes for…

I feel like I’ve been to this exact two star hotel party.

You win.

Is that a pastafarian?

I secretly suspect that Jonathan Cheban runs the Kardashians and all allies and enemies associated with them including Kanye West, Scott Disick, Amber Rose, Wiz Khalifa, Blac Chyna AND ALL OF US.

I was like, “NO IT’S A TRAP.”

Or The Foundry. That place is so hot right now.

I’m discovering all of that, especially the never really feeling like you leave work thing. I’m a copywriter, so it’s kind of similar. I try to work from libraries/coffee shops/etc. as much as I can so that I can feel like work is over when I actually head home, but spending several days a week at coffee shop type…

I’d like to bring that use of the world “lousy” back. It’s very Holden Caulfield.

I thought it was “the chicks agree.” Is it really “the chicks’ll cream?” That seems impossibly dirty.

Awww I love Reno. If you don’t mind me asking, what do you do for work? I actually just started my current job a few months ago, so working from home is totally new to me. It’s great in certain ways but it’s totally got me craving interaction with human beings.

I was so happy to see this response first because I feel the exact same way! I just moved to a new city (you can probably figure out which one based on my username) and on top of that I work from home so I’m kind of confused about how to meet new friends. It’s not like you can go to a bar and meet friends the way…

Salacious subject aside, this is some seriously great writing. “Angriest Bentley” is goddamn modern poetry.

I can’t enjoy anything without Pitbull. But Kesha is awesome too. Timber is the stuff dreams are made of.

So this review of the Gossip Girl cocktails is like 7 years old but let’s pretend they still serve them. Either way you can still totally stay at the hotel and pretend you’re on some super secret rendezvous. http://www.oyster.com/articles/30157…

Whaaaaaat. I loved who Gossip Girl was. That show was so deliciously, ridiculously over the top. I love that the Hotel Empire is a real place where you can go and sip Chuck Bass themed cocktails.

Hahahahaha love Ben Wyatt and you for that reference.