I get that fame and unimaginable wealth can become a prison wherein you feel like regular folks can’t understand you, but couples made up of two already-famous people rarely last. I can think of, like, two? Annette Bening and Warren Beatty, and...I forgot the other one.

That honestly sounds kind of dorky and fun.

HOW ARE YOU ALL OKAY WITH THIS?? JLO DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS. Also thanks male for keeping up with the gossip of the day.

I swore they had been a couple already at some point. I read this headline and thought “again?” Also surprised it took this long.

Women: Be young and hot. Don’t not be young and hot.

lol earlier today I thought, “Surely there has to be some sports gossip the Deadspin guys can use here. Alex Rodriguez HAS to be fucking someone, right?”

Someone else warned that they’re an MRA troll. I did check their comment history before responding and it was iffy.

I want to say to him ‘Wow it must be so difficult having people gauge their attraction to you based on your personality and respectfulness and not on superficial things that actually don’t indicate any real measure of your worth. Poor men :(’

I mean, he’s not wrong. It’s super hard to grow a bigger dick.

Note to all: YesYesThisAgain is our resident “but ACTUALLY” MRA type. Do not engage.

On a personal level, the modern waxed chest trend kind of weirds me out and I am perfectly fine with my men being hairy. But on a societal level, GOOD, FUCK YOU ALL, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY FUCKING LEGS TO BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YOU CAN ALL SUFFER ANNOYING HAIR REMOVAL FOR DUBIOUS AESTHETIC REASONS TOO.

That one has me baffled as well, but I don’t know a blessed thing about the characters depicted so I’m not making a judgment there.

“Gals”

It’s so dumb it’s funny, but I’m not mad at him for that. He’s not too bright. His heart seems to be in the right place, there, which is something I can’t normally say for Joe.

“Rarely have I entered a sauna or steam room and not been at least masturbated at.”

I don’t think I could just follow two dudes (or two ladies or a dude and lady) who were just engaging in oral sex up some stairs to watch them fuck each other.

The first time I saw that comic, I thought in my nearly 20 years of regularly working out/using the locker room I had never seen a guy blow dry his privates like that.

I totally appreciate the men writers taking over for International Women’s Day. This said, it seems to me to be odd that on International Women’s Day, on a feminist website, there are a spate of articles about what it is like to be a man, or a ‘mail ally’, or a gossip column (well-intended) that leaves all of the…

That is a disturbingly accurate cartoon.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.