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My phone vibrated against my hip, alerting me to a text message. “Had to take your daddy to the doctor,” Mama’s text…
Until recently, I’d never been on the website AskMen.com, I suppose largely because I never had the occasion to ask…
Better yet, an enormous, scary-ass Little Debbie.
Hey, just wondering, how often do you eat nuts? Like, are you the kind of nuts fan who eats them all the time or do…
This diet can fuck off to the land of shit i am not gonna do.
actually, she was an important visual/performance artist in her own right well before Lennon came along. That he overshadowed her so much is a testimony both to rock as a much bigger cultural phenom, but also to the way women artists get overshadowed anyway through no fault of her own. If you don’t know her work,…
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On June 2nd, a 49-year-old woman named Carrie Bradshaw-Crowther disappeared only hours before she was due to deliver…
I was pro-choice before I got pregnant, but pregnancy really cemented my belief that access to free and safe abortions is one of the most important issues today. NO ONE should have to go through a pregnancy if they don’t want to. People who say “put the baby up for adoption if you don’t want it” can go fuck…
Oh man, you could suction knee-high Barbie boots onto your lips or the tip of your tongue and freak the shit out of your mom. GOOD TIMES.
Hey, people can die at any time. Celebrate getting a year older. It matters.
On the opposite side of the spectrum, I expect amazing celebrations for my birthday. But I orchestrate them myself because I’m a grown-ass adult. “No cards or gifts please: just come to my home and imbibe all this lovely alcohol I’ve purchased for all of us as we dance and karaoke and game.”
So funny, because we call our baby “our drunk roommate”
“I was skeptical, too. I hate new ideas, especially if they are popular. “
And so Thomas pulls slightly ahead the neck-and-neck race to be THE WORST.
It must be noted that Clarence Thomas was the 1 in the 8-1 vote in a case that Scalia said was “really easy.”
My sister, an “L”, says it stands for both; queer and questioning. And also “Quit denying me my rights you fucking assholes.” But she may be overstating a bit.
Everyone knows LGBTQ stands for Let’s Give Birth To Queens. We’re like Quiverfulls, except we’re trying to populate the world with the fiercest men in drag.
You do you, nice puppy play people of Staten Island (NP3SI). Please get your puppy some knee pads though; I worry for her skin on that pavement.
I’m 56 and cannot understand why younger generations AREN’T as angry. Give it time. It grinds you down - even with the battles won, the shit is still there.