It’s totally different from what I had to use. You might be right, but I never saw one that had those big swinging velcro tabs on the front or the back. Also, there’s a dude in the back who has the same thing on that Kush does and it looks like he’s wearing it the same way. Can’t see if he has those flaps though.

He’s got the damn thing on backwards...

They have, unfortunately, proven more than a little useful to those who would see this country destroyed.

Yes, also the Erik Prince who represented the Trump transition team for the Seychelles meeting with George Nader and Putin surrogate Kirill Dmitriev. They’re allllllllll so, so dirty in this. I’m very happy to see Nader cutting a deal. If Mueller can tie DeVos and Prince into Russian influence-peddling then I may find…

It’s ridiculously difficult to keep up with it all; the news cycle is like drinking from a fire hose.

I thought it was Mario Lopez?

I Shit in Your Urn, perhaps?

I wonder what those flaps over the stomach are, that’s not how a flak should be worn. Nobody wants their velcro flaps hanging out in front them like that. Who dressed him? Either they didn’t know how to properly wear it, or they were fucking with him.

SNL had a field day with this. For an administration of alleged tough guys they sure as hell don’t even play the part right.

The manager of that 7-11 is Scott Baio

It’s almost like putting unqualified putzes who don’t know how to do shit but schmooze at the country club and stay rich in charge of complex shit was a bad thing.

“Whew, I thought this would be all about me!”—Amy Schumer

This alone would get his ass whupped in most neighborhoods. Kevlar OVER a blazer, WTF???

Georgia! Did you hear that? GEORGIA!

Love how dude says she keeps racism Alive and well. Uh, buddy, she’s the one that had slurs hurled at her.

They can have my thoughts and prayers when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.

First of all, everything makes conservatives feel threatened. It’s what they do.

We honestly are the friggin’ worst. The most vocally racist people I personally know are white women (one in particular who likes to talk about immigrants going on welfare). I’m also a feminist, and I’m glad to have never gotten involved with organized feminism. (Also an atheist who has never gotten involved with…

Holy fuck this is right. My bubble is so big and so solid that I never put these two pieces together.