Looks like pencil-textured 3D models. I like!

Yeah, no kidding. There’s nothing than a critic whose bias is showing immediately after the lights go dim in the theater.

Remember playing plastic army men around the house? Now you can have virtual plastic army men shoot at each other from across the couch! But seriously though, sometimes old concepts need to be re-configured to fit new ideas and applications.

How come the character names for Red Ash are the same as Mighty No.9? This is the first thing I noticed when I saw the project preview.

I can’t say I’ve ever had a problem with a single Nintendo game I’ve preordered.

Exactly...

How great would it be to get Hololens integration to make the cards come to life when you play!

Thank goodness Nintendo does as many Directs as they do. One can only get so erect before seeing a doctor.

Twist ending: they both die.

HOLY SHIT! Imagine what kind of an impact this’ll have on watching eSports! You could have the entire map set up on your table and watch both sides go at it in 3D.

I always wanted to pick up a used 360 to try out XBox games, but this seems like a great reason to outright pick up an XBone.

Aaaand this is along the line of reasoning Nintendo got rid of Swapnote. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Since 7 was the obviously superior OS, the answer is that 7 8 9.

You mean like having access to Lego’s thorough portfolio of licensed content?

They make our transit system...look like child’s play.

The irony of a wooden e-reader.

Exactly! Kwak, if you’re reading this, you can tell your dad we’re giving him one big GTFO, and that you should go live the dream that we all collectively dream in our hapless, lifeless, and grey cubicles.

I don’t think the money is the grandstanding issue here. More like a limited opportunity that most children dream of their entire childhood being used against them as a threat.

I’m surprised they didn’t give him something to cover around his eyes.

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