Pic in a box.

Well, would you look at that? The future’s out there!

Oh dear, where’s the villager aiming that slingshot??

#thanksNintendo

Gonna need to finish Bravely Default before I even think about purchasing this whenever it comes out.

There’s a warm spot on my shelf waiting just for you, little buddy.

I'll allow it.

Well if it's a show they want at the cost of tax pay dollars, I say stick them a fine they'd wish they'd spent pursuing a full medical degree.

I'm currently looking for an MG kit for this guy. One day...one day...

Powdered Taro Toast Man?

"As proof that Nintendo maintains strong enthusiasm for the dedicated game system business", Iwata adds, "let me confirm that Nintendo is currently developing a dedicated game platform with a brand new concept under the development codename 'NX'."

Agreed. I felt that the cinematography was pretty stale. I mean, come on, regardless of the who the main character is and the single perspective backdrop scrolling across the screen, we watched a guy slowly galloping on a horse for about 40 seconds. On top of that, all of the cuts were close ups of either Link's head…

I use my chopsticks so well, I put all my Chinese friends to shame when I have dinner with their families lol.

Jaundice—this jelly's liver is failing!

The sword is obviously still not big enough.

The joke's on everyone. Every photo here is of a real apartment!

Sounds awfully familiar...

And then there's this video, in which everybody's had a Sonic The Hedgehog character (or two or three or four) stuffed under their skin like a haphazardly cased pillow:

Fun fact, if you handle white controllers long enough, they can turn yellow and/or brown!

That is most probably a rubber stamp.