Wiener didn’t intend to become a pizza box collector. He started off as a pizza tour operator.

Beleive it or not, it’s most likely the lead content of the environment.

They have “no place” in the Republican Party for the same reason I have “no place” in my house for new kitchen gadgets; all the available space is full of the shit I already have.

When reached for comment, a delegation from the Galactic Trade Commission had this to say:

That looks like photographic evidence that he himself is guilty of looting too many fridges and donut shops

He also called for giving “no quarter.” A no quarter order is a war crime (and, in the US anyway, is usually most often associated with the Civil War, where white soldiers would be taken as POWs, but black soldiers would be offered no quarter and executed after a battle).

Dumpster.

A what an absolute Omnishambles of a format. Can you tell your safe word so they will stop? 

That’s ridiculous. Don Jr. will never be elected. A prince assumes the throne.

Mr. Dubey....you are a patriot and a decent human being. You’re what really makes this country great.

So, as it happens, it wasn’t just for a photo op; it was for a 29-second propaganda video as well. The original’s on the White House Twitter feed, but the longer version really makes it “pop”:

I’m sure he’s virtually concerned about this.

I’d guess when you see it’s not moving out of the lane with a fucking overturned truck blocking it?

I fell in love with this movie when I realized they were going all the way with that outdoors tracking shot. I found this to be both exhausting and enthralling to watch, and it kept me glued to my seat the whole time. I wish I could both find the script and a way to enjoy this in mp3 format

Really? I honestly did not know where they were actually going to go with it (which is unusual). There are lots of ways “this story” can play out. What made it work for me was that each decision made by the characters seemed completely, well, in character, and neither of them seemed like they had seen this story…

We can’t handle (fact-checking for) the truth!

“See! This is why you have to let us do our jobs with impunity! If we can't arrest and kill black people, we'll just burn everything down."

+1. The police are only making the situation worse. As they move in to silence their own wrongdoing, they’re catching a lot of innocent people in their dragnet. Their totalitarianism and lack of compassion and concern is on full display.

I don’t know why, but that fucking hand-In-the-pocket shit seems to piss me off the most. Like, “this man Isn’t even worth my full attention, just... kneel on his fucking head. Goddamn It.

@Baby Beater Benz, freshly unemployed: Dude, you're going about it all wrong- when you do them 2 and 3 at a time, each, well now....