Wiener didn’t intend to become a pizza box collector. He started off as a pizza tour operator.

They have “no place” in the Republican Party for the same reason I have “no place” in my house for new kitchen gadgets; all the available space is full of the shit I already have.

He also called for giving “no quarter.” A no quarter order is a war crime (and, in the US anyway, is usually most often associated with the Civil War, where white soldiers would be taken as POWs, but black soldiers would be offered no quarter and executed after a battle).

That’s ridiculous. Don Jr. will never be elected. A prince assumes the throne.

Mr. Dubey....you are a patriot and a decent human being. You’re what really makes this country great.

So, as it happens, it wasn’t just for a photo op; it was for a 29-second propaganda video as well. The original’s on the White House Twitter feed, but the longer version really makes it “pop”:

I’d guess when you see it’s not moving out of the lane with a fucking overturned truck blocking it?

I fell in love with this movie when I realized they were going all the way with that outdoors tracking shot. I found this to be both exhausting and enthralling to watch, and it kept me glued to my seat the whole time. I wish I could both find the script and a way to enjoy this in mp3 format

Really? I honestly did not know where they were actually going to go with it (which is unusual). There are lots of ways “this story” can play out. What made it work for me was that each decision made by the characters seemed completely, well, in character, and neither of them seemed like they had seen this story…

We can’t handle (fact-checking for) the truth!

“See! This is why you have to let us do our jobs with impunity! If we can't arrest and kill black people, we'll just burn everything down."

I don’t know why, but that fucking hand-In-the-pocket shit seems to piss me off the most. Like, “this man Isn’t even worth my full attention, just... kneel on his fucking head. Goddamn It.

But also, exemplary performance and timing, which are the other necessary parts of the joke’s construction along with conceptualization.  

You’re right about Ron Harper. He completely changed his game when he got to the Bulls, to best fit the team and complement Jordan and Pippen. I just looked back at Harper’s stats, and he was a 20 points-per-game scorer during his Cavs/Clippers years! And then he immediately went down to a single-digit points-per-game…

Here you thought I was a man, where I am, in fact, a cruise ship.

Give me the map, Scott!!

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My grandmother survived the Holocaust by being smuggled around German attics. Jojo Rabbit was my favorite movie of 2019. This is an appalling take on a movie that tells today’s kids what being a Nazi looks like and how to stop being a Nazi, by putting it in a frame they will actually pay attention to.

@Baby Beater Benz, freshly unemployed: Dude, you're going about it all wrong- when you do them 2 and 3 at a time, each, well now....