And “wont”.

Dunno if they use the same hot dogs nationwide, but the 7-11 Big Bite here in Chicagoland is a guilty pleasure of mine. Inexpensive, and readily available, and sooooo good.  

I collect ‘coincidences’ as a hobby (because “nothing happens for a reason”), so I’ll just leave this here. Same day and everything!

“Three piece dark, spicy, fries, no drink.”

The MicroCenter in Westmont Il had over 100 RTX 3### cards last Thursday at retail, so it can be done. They were gone in an hour, and the first people in line had been there since Tuesday...

Can be done!

I’m also in Chicagoland, and when we’re polar vortexing, the exhaust from my dryer micro-snows on my furnace intake and eventually shuts it down!

It’s the simplest binary equation in the history of socio-political assessments;

Exactly my reaction to these sorts of stories. I’m particularly fond of the guy who was busted for blazing a joint in the john- on a 75 minute flight.  Seriously, my man, can’t even wait?  WHY?

I had an akita that killed 11 in my fenced, 1/8 acre, west suburban Chicagoland backyard in 5 years. Poor Nikko died way too young (puppy mill dogs need love too, but fuck those backyard breeders...).

Alternatively, cowboy eggs.

LOL not gonna judge, we like what we like!

I’ve never watched the show, so can’t haaaaaaaaaate on it myself; all I know about TMS I’ve learned from ads during NFL games, and the most common theme over the life of the show seems to be “OMFG YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW THIS NEXT EPISODE WILL BE THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN AND WILL CHANGE THE SHOW FOREVER…

Seriously, Michael McDonald is the Michael Madsen of vocals.

If this story bears out, maybe they will be...

HL3 Confirmed!!1!1

Scanned the comments, and was really surprised that no one pointed out the irony of Jeremy Clarkson saying- in his first drive of the SC430 convertible- “Driving a Lexus has always been like sitting in a bucket of warm wallpaper paste, reading a Jane Austen novel”.

Well he did use ‘Hallelujah’ in the trailer, so I immediately knew the aesthetic of the entire project was culled from r\im14andthisisdeep.

LOL you know when I typed that, I had this niggling feeling it wasn’t quite canonically accurate. Thanks, and remember, it’s RUDE to correct!

Aah, 1984... I drove a classic Good Humor truck that summer. I was blessed to have a row of physical bells on a swivel, actuated by a rope that hung just below the (useless) rearview mirror, that terminated in an avacodo green phone handset.