Valorant is boring as fuck to watch.  That is all.

Lombard Boomer here, so yeah I lived it. With that nothingburger out of the way, I will say that while a lot of folks rightly credit the addition of Rodman to the team as a driving force in the three-peat, I will say without fear of contradiction that the three-peat would never have happened without the addition of…

“ Someone should probably point out that what they’re doing is a slap in the face to all the doctors, nurses and other essential workers who are on the frontlines in the battle against the novel coronavirus, putting their lives and health at risk every day “

Gordon’s a talented chef, charismatic entertainer, and clearly a shrewd businessman (props to his mega car collection as well), but true anglophiles recognize the Godfather of cooking celebrities...

So the actual “what-the-goddamned-fuck-ever” takeaway from this is really not that Mnunchin believes American can subsist on 120$ a week, but rather that he’s OK with thinking that’s the status quo...

Agreed- I distinctly remember thinking- as the villain detailed his plot- that it was quite a bit more insipid and comic-booky than we’d come to expect from Bond canon.

Because I’m an avid lover of fried fast food fish, and because I have a preternatural ability to remember random advertising jingles from every decade of my existence, I now have one of those stuck in my head. And because it’s there as a direct result of this article- touting a thing I’d certainly like but cannot…

In the late 70's/early 80's I got John Travolta’d constantly because I had a Vinnie Barbarino haircut. Then it was Rick Sutcliffe. After I gained some weight and got a little more paunch in the face, I was Steven King.

The best thng about IG is the look on Brad Pitt’s face when he’s going “Gorr-LAHHHH-may...”

Same with haircuts now, everybody’s a data-miner on the side. “Did you book on the app?” No, I just want a haircut. “Well did you reserve online?” No, I just want a haircut- your sign says “Walk-ins Welcome!”. “Ok then, just put your name and phone number in this handy POS device, and we’ll be right with you!”

I read your comment, and the FIRST thing that popped into my head-

So this termite flies into a tavern and says “Bar tender?”

OMG, beautiful *and* hilarious.  

“Between Marx and marzipan in the dictionary, there was Mary...”

“We were once so close to Heaven, Peter came out and gave us medals, Declaring us ‘The Nicest of the Damned’.” is the second-most brilliantly sublime lyric EVAR.

So this may be a little over-simplified, but if I was prosecuting these sorts of cases, e.g., Weinstein, Cosby, Jared from Subway, etc, I’d think the case for pre-meditated horribleness is sufficiently made by the fact that these maggots had the means to acquire most excellent intimacy from willing participants…

This is the correct take.  Ocarina, HL, and BG alone make it so.

Here’s a song that kills two birds- it’s a paean to the blessed virgin mother, and a celebration of one of the simplest joys the season brings... (starts at 0:18...)

Hopefully he sells more shoes than he had dance partners last NYE...