“We were once so close to Heaven, Peter came out and gave us medals, Declaring us ‘The Nicest of the Damned’.” is the second-most brilliantly sublime lyric EVAR.

insects roaming around it. It’s not clear whether the bugs were alive or dead, the Associated Press reported..

So this may be a little over-simplified, but if I was prosecuting these sorts of cases, e.g., Weinstein, Cosby, Jared from Subway, etc, I’d think the case for pre-meditated horribleness is sufficiently made by the fact that these maggots had the means to acquire most excellent intimacy from willing participants…

This is the correct take.  Ocarina, HL, and BG alone make it so.

Here’s a song that kills two birds- it’s a paean to the blessed virgin mother, and a celebration of one of the simplest joys the season brings... (starts at 0:18...)

Ahhh finally, the long-awaited pivot...

Hopefully he sells more shoes than he had dance partners last NYE... 

Seconded; one of the aught's most under-valued films. 

OMG whatta load of FAKE NEWS; Donald Trump has never worn a turtleneck in his entire magical life (at least many people are saying...)

If nothing else, this warped thread has reunited me with one of my favorite early-80s jams, to wit...

Bah, everyone knows this is thew finest one....

They’ll come, they’ll come, to build a wall between us; you know, they won’t win...

Honestly, I have yet to see a smidge of evidence that any boomers are actually butthurt.

As a Boomer, I find it personally hilarious that anyone thinks anyone is actually offended by this (Old Man Lonsberry’s idiotic hot take not withstanding).

OH-frickin-bligatory.

I don’t know what the fuck you just said little kid, but you touch a brother’s heart...

On the subject of chicken wings, can the entire food industry please cease and desist with this trend of “boneless wings” please? There is no such thing; there are chicken wings, and there are chicken tenders. Conflating the two is stupid.