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You forgot to mention the evils of ‘virtue signalling’, which usually goes hand-in-hand with SJW feces-flinging. But no surprise, as “Trump Supporter” = “unfathomably stupid”. It is known. 

As a boomer who drives for both LYFT and Uber, I can tell you that the ratio of boomers to millenials driving rideshare is easily 3:1 (not scientifically proven, but based on observations made in the ORD queue lot. Also, it bears pointing out that the entire boomer/millenial subset is outnumbered 2:1 by the subset

Not only that, but there are actual political movements outside of Chicagoland for the rest of Illinois to secede from Chicagoland. Like, they want to force Chicago and it’s ‘burbs to either become it’s own state, or get annexed into Wisconsin...

So I was in the Wheaton location yesterday, and indeed it is only beer and wine. Place still sounds like any crowded bar, though, when one first walks in that end... but I was also at the Woodfield location today, and their signage touts ‘Beer, Wine and Spirits’, so clearly it’s by location.

“and how these characters did then-new stuff like hanging out in a coffee shop (it was always bars before).”

Agree they are scum, but I prefer to point out at every possible opportunity that they are all unfathomably stupid. 

National Lampoon had a much more concise spin on it back in the late 70's/early 80's, and it’s always stuck in my head- “Give me your tired, your poor, your willing to work cheap...”

I don’t Fortnite, brah, and I’ve never seen his stream, but his NYE appearance did provide one of the most delicious self-owns I’ve ever seen, that being the whole “we’re gonna get 250,000 people to floss up in here!!1"

“Records”, LOL.

I worked for Mercedes from 84-95, and while I was a lackey in their parts warehouse, one of the cool things was they loved to give all the employees lots of swag. I was there during the “100th anniversary” year, and one of the perks all employees received was a big glossy coffee table book on the history of the

Am I the only person who’s literally nauseated by the icky-yeasty smell inside a Subway shop?

Check your sarcasm detector...

I’m betting I’m not the only person who- on opening or refreshing google news- hopes against hope that some “sad/not sad” news about our ailing POTUS adorns the lede...

I normally avoid confrontation- IRL and online- but there’s something sadistically satisfying about poking the “stop liking what I don’t like!” crowd...

I wouldn’t be surprised if the NRA filed a lawsuit agin’em for stealing their moronic ”but cars kill people too!” argument...

Also, we must continuously pointed out that conflating “anti-Israel” with “anti-semitism” is one of the most disingenuous talking points in recent memory.  

It needs to be hammered at the fuckwads on the Right and their fuckwad supporters that conflating “anti-Israel” with “anti-semetic” is about as disingenuous as a talking point can get, but sadly the majority of MAGA-maggots would have no clue- or care- what what disingenuous even means...

Oh pleeze pleeze pleeze pleeze pleeze let it be Dershowitz!