Wow, they lose the plot faster than D&D!

Can you imagine if 44 had said anything as unfathomably stupid as Trump’s declaration that folks in the military aren’t allowed to take anything stronger than aspirin? It would be wall-to-wall pundits- and probably on both sides- screaming for his head.

This has been my belief since for-fucking-ever; it doesn’t matter if you’re a Nobel laureate, an Ivy League professor, Gandhi or Einstein, if you support Trump in any fashion you are unfathomably stupid.

You’ve reminded me of the greatest Procul Harum song evah...

Lolz at Iwanka’s hat- it’s obvious whoever dressed her that day secretly despises her!

Ugh, this happens at Oberweis (a midwest dairy/ice-cream concern) all the fucking time; I’m standing there with a dozen milk bottles in Whole Foods bags, there’s 3-4 staff, but I still have to wait for Grandma and Grandpa Shark and all the baby sharks to sample literally every flavor before ordering their shakes and…

Considering that this particular moron may aspires to cause thousands upon thousands of deaths, I’d be ok with the KJU method for him.

“The tide comes in, the tide goes out; you can’t explain that!”

Please accept my apologies for failing to ascribe the proper honorarium to Sir Patrick. Furthermore, I realize I may have further dishonored him by not appending a heartfelt “...not that there’s anything wrong with that!”, though I had perhaps wrongly assumed that in these enlightened days it was no longer a social…

Agreed, and Seth Meyers in a pinch...

I got more of a Patrick Stewart vibe...

And then eat the pieces.

Aren’t filthy rodents wonderful?

The cynicism of your view is further infuriatingly informed by the fact that said old person was elected by a large number of folks- we’ll call them ‘evangelicals’- who, when informed that they were electing a grifting conman with morals at glaring opposition to their own who’s entire MO would work against their…

Ummm, what? (sorry, not sorry)

How is it that there aren’t a hojillion ‘response’ videos showing Trump being halting, mornic and delusional-seeming? There’s certainly enough material.

GUYS, she’s destroyed the MCU, go see Alita:Battle Angel and save the got-damned world.