I get that the listing of a particular drugs’ potential side-effects is strictly a CYA maneuver, but there’s two statements I hear constantly in those ads that chap my behind. The first is “don’t take [drug name here] if you’re allergic to [drug name here]”, because WTF, DUH!!?1!
In Russia (and apparently Iowa), restaurant go to you.
I enjoy Tracy Morgan’s work a great deal. I’ll amend my statement to declare the Brian Fellows sketch the single best SNL skit of the Aughts.
Counterpoint; Tracy Morgan peaked with Brian Fellows (“That bird stole my credit card!”), but Fallon’s impersonation of Neil Young performing “Pants on the Ground” was likely the most sublimely awesome act of the young millenium.
My next band’s name; Whippet-Schipperke Muffin Stumps.
And not only that, have you seen what they eat for breakfast? Fucking BEANS. For breakfast.
Concern Troll found.
I’m already having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that he’s holding a regulation rock in that picture up top... I know he’s a big fellow, but “CRIMINY!!!1" his hands are freakishly large.
A man has no taste buds.
The ring came off my pudding can...
“...right wing Israelis that oppress and kill”
I tweeted the below this afternoon, and muh boy said this evening that I’m going to get us “on a list”. Does Der Donald have a list??
When asked what in particular he had against books, Mr. Kilmeade complained that the issue was “so many of them are just full of words...”
“Hickenlooper? More like HickenWHO-per, amirite?”
There, fixed that for ya!
Uber Driver
Well it was good enough for T-Jeff...