“Hickenlooper? More like HickenWHO-per, amirite?”

There, fixed that for ya!

Uber Driver

Well it was good enough for T-Jeff...

One of the major subplots is about an arab and a jew who run a deli across from the United Nations building.

Just curious, have you read “Skinny Legs and All”? 

In 2014 I was laid off from a 15 year gig, and while I looked for work I drove for Uber in Chicago. I was only partially successful, and later drove for Lyft for a couple of years, as well as taking IT contract work.

Always a good day for the classic “stop liking what I don’t like!” response.

Worked out OK for that John Smith fellow and that Pocahontas lady. Hell, she got to be the toast of jolly olde England thanks to his dedicated, impressive whiteness...

I’ma hold out until someone retcons Military Madness up in there...

This was totally worth it...

ooooh, soooo close....

I’m sure the Costco bucket’O’Mac’n’Cheese is a fine value, but I’ll take mine with a side of salvation...

Here’s an infuriating factoid-   Trump’s Wall Reportedly a Gimmick Campaign Aides Came Up With So He’d Remember to Talk Immigration

Is it weird that I remember where I was when the news broke that Ross Perot had addressed a crowd of black folk as “you people”, which then essentially tanked his entire Presidential campaign?

The actual Trumpiest Trump song ever-

I’ll see your extreme camber and raise you an anti-lag.

Awww, they practiced all year long...

Yes, because avuncular senior Leon wooing manic pixie Zooey presents such a delightful head movie.