Thanks.

Both Flair and my dad are alcoholic absent fathers but my dad didn’t wrestle 3 classic matches against Steamboat in 1989 so I love Flair more.

Lonzo Ball is a homunculus created by Lil B to curse the Lakers. Initials are a dead giveaway.

Just the rumor that Golden Tate cucked DangeRuss made him my favorite ND grad of all time.

I’ve gotta correct this one. CM Punk stopped wrestling in early 2014 over a bevy of problems with WWE. The company even officially fired him on his wedding day. Given those circumstances, he probably wouldn’t appreciate still being categorized as a “WWE wrestler.”

Also if the two of them ran for office, Pop would be the leftist advocating for single payer while Kerr is the the meticulously groomed neoliberal centrist hack.

The person in the office has no respect, so Fuck that.

I would make an original joke, but then I remembered there’s a perfect Simpsons reference for this situation.

It won’t happen. We might as well speculate about how the Cleveland Browns would properly honor Tebow after he finally won that Super Bowl for them.

What does upstate have to do with the city’s tax revenue?

Or they could have redirected funding for unnecessary shit like the Hudson Yards stop and the Second Avenue Subway and made what they already had work properly. That was an option.

This anecdote has been making the rounds following the passing of Sir Roger Moore at 89 yesterday. What a class act that guy was.

Except that most of the “liberalness” of ESPN has been “Hey, don’t be racist or sexist, especially in public.”

DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY

So Tim Tebow is playing pro ball in the minors and Ryan Howard isn’t. Baseball is a funny thing.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

The last time I saw one of these on CL, it was beat to Hell /w over 150k miles on the clock...they were asking $1k, which I thought seemed like a pretty fair deal.

If you love dumpster fires this should be good. In NFL players you have a group that, in general:

Six over-500 seasons out of the last 20 (five if one game didn't end in a tie) and only five playoffs appearances since winning the Super Bowl in '91 sounds like a pretty good tradition of losing to me.