Pictured from the future: President Cena at his first address to the nation.

It’s adorable when DC football fans try to put their team in that Elite category when their most recent chip can already buy booze.

“The guy is drunk but there he goes!”

Wow I’ve had my first iPhone for six months and while it’s never frozen, it constantly dies with the battery showing life and occasionally reboots.

It seems sad in the sense that Oakland fans are passionate af.

The dream would be luring Jim Harbaugh. Look what he did with Kaepernick - Canal St Cam Newton.

I’m back to hoping we move on from Rivera.

Decided to delete.

What was his platform besides bigotry? I’ll wait.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan aka The Real Triple H is the correct answer and if you don’t like it, you fans can stick it, brother.

If Ali was a middling boxer instead of The Greatest, what he did would have a lot less impact. So no, perhaps they shouldn’t be compared.

Desiigner is a Future clone, I get that. That’s what I imagine you’re driving at. But he’s from Brooklyn. I’ll allow it.

Irrelevant like had the two biggest singles not by Drake this year? “Ooouuu” and “Panda”. Brooklyn.

On the plus side, the white - whoops, sorry - right QB won, so there’s that.

I gotta know, as I picked him #2 with zero hesitation... why and who’d you get?

Cops can do their job or not. They do it for money. If we like/respect/venerate them or not, who fucking cares? It’s a job. A job a few bad apples are giving a bad name. You know, like guilty by association?

I’m going to enjoy the post-Brady years more than I’d ever enjoy my team ever winning a Super Bowl. Which I suspect will never happen because Cam is gonna sign with LA when his deal is up - because of course he is - and because God hates us due to Rae Carruth. Watching whatever dipshit follows Brady getting his Jimmy…

That’s terrible and I’m really ashamed of how hard I laughed.

Honestly? Choosing to go to the military when there hasn’t been a just or necessary war to defend America since WW2 isn’t heroic or anything. You got a job. Cool.