When my husband won’t stop snoring at night, I often whisper at his face, “I’m going to murder you.” Sometimes I go into more detail, like explaining that I am going to smother him with a pillow or that I’ll go dump his body. I am almost never serious. 

I Florida tuck - no shirt at all, handcuffs in the back. Plus meth.

That’s Faux Faith & a Wannabe Gatekeeper to Heaven’s way of...keeping you in line.

Bingo. The View’s purpose to me seems to present topical issues in a panel of women who represent the disparate views (oh I get it now) of America.

Are there no telegenic conservative women who have an emotional age greater than 8? The whining is unbearable, and I’m a gotdang snowflake.

Conservatives “oppose” birth control and abortion right up to the point in time when they need to use either.

Jesus Irving Christ. What is Meghan McCain if not the face of white privilege? I read some interview with her a few years back where she basically railed against “elites” which seemed to be anyone with a college degree. This from someone whose mother is an heiress, her father a US senator; who grew up in 12 different…

Elizabeth Hasselbeck has been married for 17 years but only has three children.

Their one core belief is that sex must have “consequences,” at least for women.

So, to be frank, you will never be able to discuss it in a rational way with this person. In college, we read a great book charting the history of abortion, including when it originally became a talking point for Evangelicals and then conservatives. The book starts with a foreward explaining the fundamental…

Wow, there just isn’t any line of thought there to follow. Believing in universal healthcare means and thinking the pill should be covered are mutually contradictory now? And it should be available only in “those special cases”? Every goddamn pregnancy is a special case for at least one person! Who the hell are you to…

BINGO.

For one week I’d like to know what if feels like to be a total fucking idiot who’s blond and pretty enough to sail through life so easily. 

I’m unclear as to who said this: “This is why we shouldn’t have this discussion.” But whoever it was is wrong. SO wrong. There is a reason why you don’t have these types of discussions with family members with whom you’re trying to salvage a relationship. Or in a work environment where it might be ‘inappropriate’. But…

Right. They have been raised and educated in forums where whether explicitly or not, they have been taught that for this topic, emotion overrides all facts, and that your emotion is the most valid part of a discussion, and that anyone that questions your emotion is bullying you.

Spoiled brat throws tantrum, complains about being treated like a child.

Having been raised catholic, gone to catholic high school and college, I know too many people like this woman, including a few Notre Dame assholes (and hypocrites). The funny thing is that they will talk about dressing up for Jesus, but don’t bat an eye if a stupid bro comes to church in shorts and flip flops. I…

A-fucking-men. Worry about that beam in your eye lady.  

A middle-aged woman staring at young women’s butts sounds like the prelude to an interesting midlife crisis

is struggling to teach her sons that “women are someone’s daughters and sisters”