I’m sticking with August. The Worst.

I’m now singing Madonna’s “Crazy for you” and imagining rotating gobel lights!

Entirely the drive thru lady’s own fault.

I don’t remember, all I know is that my wife started talking to me again in late March.

Agree with you. And I will be the old lady who says, “Reverse the roles, does it still sound gross?” Yes. Offset saying, “I only miss Cardi’s p*ssy, my tongue is losing it’s dexterity,” is just as gross.

No dick is irreplaceable, Cardi!!!

I’m just going to be that old lady and say that this falls under, “things you don’t need to share with the class, Cardi B.” I have to think there’s some space between being sex-positive and telling anyone who’ll listen that you want your trifling ex’s dick to “destroy” you. Sheesh.

The whole exercise is pointless in general. The fact that an adult is upset they received money in a specific form is asinine. Christmas is another reminder that this capitalist hellscape turns humans into drooling shit-slingers.

You are my hero.

No. It was a message to me. She gave perfectly nice gifts to other people, she singled me out for broken presents because she was mad that I wouldn’t put up with her abuse any more.

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Thats so fucked up to do to a kid. I wish your mom would have taken the Walkman back. Fuck that lady. What kind of friend is that?!

Christmas present update! My husband just got his “gift” from his estranged sister. It’s a sweater that’s two sizes too small for him (it might be a woman’s) and it’s from the early 80s. It’s actually kind of fabulous, it’s white with geometric shapes in primary colors. Very New Wave.

She was a nasty and abusive person! I used to never share stories like this because I was taught that to do so was a betrayal to my fam (“her intentions were good!”). The reality is that the best gift is what the other person wants, not what you think they should want. I realize now that shit like this really groomed…

I love gift cards! No-one really gets my taste so it’s either gift cards or I get god awful ‘live/laugh/love’ type homeware that will end up in landfill. And frankly it’s hard enough being autistic at this time of year without playing the guessing gamr of buying people presents. Even my husband returns the gifts I buy …

I HAVE ONE FOR THIS ITERATION OF THE PISSING CONTEST! And like most of the givers described here, at least according to my quick skim, the culprit was my mother.

I get my nephews (late teens-early 20s) Amazon gift cards because I don’t want my idea of what I think The Kids are into, mocked. Everyone’s very ok with it.

This is easy- My first real job out of college was an account executive for a major cosmetic giant. I got promoted to a larger account and was told my boss would *challenge* me. She was a religious fanatic and a complete fuckface asshole that used her Catholic faith to belittle, demean, and insult everyone she worked…

I had been a poor student for years, sleeping on an air mattress in a sleeping bag, when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I wanted a duvet to replace my sleeping bag and a real suitcase to replace a weathered duffel bag. She implied she had some extra money that year and asked if I had a…

A) fuck your mom, what a horrific way to treat your child