Candace Cameron. And the starkist commercial where she Smile-screams “CHICKEN” makes me want to put my fist through my tv.

The most baffling thing I find about the “good boy who made mistakes” take is that it can somehow exist alongside the “if she’s telling the truth, why didn’t she go to the police?” takes.

Facebook was a mistake. 

Yeah. This isn’t about not “dealing with his feelings.” It’s about him being an evil prick with a power complex. 

Yeah, the excessive vitamins are definitely there because she knows on some level that she’s not getting enough nutrients from eating. 

I could not function like this. Holy shit. I mean I know some people are able to function without food but I would be a dizzy, bitchy mess.

Some magazine does a regular feature like this, “What I eat in a day” featuring some actress or model, then they total up the calories, which they claim is like 1200-1800. I’ve done the math. They definitely inflate the calorie counts to make it seem like they are eating more than they are. There’s no way that six…

It doesn’t. This qualifies as anorexia, and eating like this can also devastate one’s metabolism for months or years, because your body goes into starvation mode. 

All I could think was “go home, Anne, you’re drunk.” If all I consumed was 3 glasses of wine and an Emergen-C packet, I’d be passed out naked in a plate of cheese fries, not crackers and a cheese smear. Her food log is missing the coke and/or adderall.

Supplements taken with food barely get absorbed - supplements without food don’t have a chance in hell of being absorbed in your body and get pissed right out. 

You’re welcome! I know so many people who live with parents, either because they’re poorly, or their parents are older and need care, or because they aren’t in a great financial position (I live in an area with lower than average wages and a huge disparity between average wages and house prices). The idea that…

There’s a difference between “I’m living with my parents because I’m disabled and can’t live independently” and “I’m living with my parents because I’m paying off lawsuits related to my being a Nazi.” The former is worthy of empathy; the latter is worthy of mockery.

When I was younger, I used to think bad kid = bad parent. But as I’ve grown older (and been unfortunate to know some really useless little shits), I realized that most of these assholes don’t come from bad people, didn’t have bad upbringings. Most of them are just whiny little shithead crybabies who think they’re…

Exactly. There are lots of valid reasons to live with your parents as an adult, but “I can’t afford my own place because I’m getting my ass sued off for being a Nazi” is not one of them.

Normally, it would be a dick move to laugh at someone for living at home in their thirties, or mock one’s financial pickle. But Kessler is a virulent racist behind the Charlottesville, Virginia Unite the Right where Heather Heyer was killed after a white supremacist drove his car into a crowd of counter-protesters. So…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I hope the rapture is real, and Jesus hurries up and gets his followers the fuck off this planet.

There’s so many stupid fucking hats. 

It’s amazing how the ordained Church officials saddled us laypeople with so much guilt yet somehow avoided it themselves. 

’ I told him to his face, ‘Your jeans too tight and your accent funny.’ I didn’t have no [filter.] I was straight outta Memphis.”