Obligatory (and never stops being funny):

We get it, Meghan, you’re the Cool Girl. I bet you stuff your face with wings and pizza too because “real women” like to eat, amirite? Don’t tell me. You love a good PBR at a tailgate and getting buzzed right before [random NFL team] plays too, right?

Is there a specific sector of the banking industry called “Bored Rich White Lady Ridiculous Business Loan Department”?

very small box of adjectives

plenty of people’s parents die at a young age and they don’t go on to abuse children but thanks for coming out!!! 

This is a guy whose most famous song lyric is “let ya nuts hang.” He already had one too many chances. Can we just 8ight6ix him already?

Liberals are fundamentally terrified of getting their hands dirty. The purely modern, American conflation of “the left” and “adherence to civil norms and nonviolence no matter what” is quite literally going to get (even more) people killed.

Going high when they go low just ends up with you being punched in the groin (or the stomach).

I don’t get what they pearl clutching moderates have a problem with.

Anyone who is characterizing Water’s words as a call for violence is an idiot and\or liar. Schumer, Pelosi, et al. are only freaking about because the people in the streets are leaving their pusillanimous asses behind. Lead, join or get the fuck out of the way.

Can you please take this quote and Tag Maxine Waters so she can have more fuel in her arsenal of political clapbacks for the spineless “moderates”

Maxine Waters was not saying “beat up people from the administration,” she was saying when you see people from the administration, don’t wait to fully organize an action — make your voice heard in that moment. Don’t make life convenient and peaceful for them, give them the same respect they give to immigrants, asylum…

Borrowing this from another thread because it’s just so appropriate:

At some point, people are going to have to accept this one, unfortunate truth:

Between this and the Muslim Ban being upheld I’m on the verge of losing it. Fuck Mitch McConnell for stealing Obama’s last SCOTUS seat and fuck literally everyone who voted for the fascist in the Oval Office.

Adolf getting hit by the right and blaming the left is an apt summary of Republican voters.

Never tolerate intolerance. Always punch Nazis.

^^^^^ THIS