Actually, here is a list of the noms and the winners.

you know, the classically transparent opaque. 

“Ok, maybe not Meat loaf, and certainly not wood veneer”

Reference to a Rage Against The Machine song about cops.

The entire subculture of streaming is hot garbage.

He’s just a guy that got really good grades in business school.

I’m not sure how “every household that uses our service has to pay for it” is fucking you over. Your kids aren’t in your household when they’re in school.

I get it, it sucks that you’ll have to pay more, but lets be real here, everyone who shared a password with someone outside the home knew that they were getting by…

Being able to do a good impersonation is not the same as being a good voice actor.

Obligatory reminder that a chip kills one kid and gets an immediate stop sale, while my kids think an active shooter drill is as normal as a fire drill. 

Or The Taylorcist

I went with The Exorswift myself.

Now he’s going to buy valorant and ban anyone who boos him.

It’s the restaurant patrons staring at their phone that get me. I mean, do what you want, it’s not as though it impacts me personally, but I don’t understand why some people make the effort to go out and to pay for a restaurant atmosphere only to stare at a phone the whole time. You’re supposed to watch and judge the…

A Kinja block feature would probably kill comments even deader than they already are, but it sure would be nice to not see the dipshit transphobes and racists.

I bet he just saw the data that showed just how many people have him blocked and it hurt his little man baby feelings. He really is a pathetic human being. 

I don’t believe in the supernatural at all but New Atheist bros are insufferable.

To be honest, I prefer “Across” and “Beyond” rather than Pt. 1 and Pt. 2.  Imagine if there was an “Empire Strikes Back Part 1".

why does this guy always look like he had to look up how to smile in a book?

Artisanal Airlines. Travel, Individually Decanted.

Because “small town” is just a dog whistle for a sundown town.