I’m old enough to remember my parents giving me $5 and a Coke, and leaving me at Aladdin’s Castle while they did their thing at Dillard’s, or whatever. If I ran out of tokens I’d hit KB Toys. Last ditch was the record store or Sears, in case they had a video game demo station set up. They knew where to find me. Of…

All chaps are assless, that’s why they aren’t called pants.

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

ER is my first Fromsoft game and I’m old. Like, “the first game I remember playing was INDY 800 in a bowling alley-old,” even before PONG. So even at a 165 hours in the game at level 90 as of last night, I haven’t beaten Radahn yet, let alone Melania or anyone serious, after beating Renalla last week. But I’m having a…

I get it’s a joke most the time but I wish people would stop making the whole “threw my controller at my TV” comments.  It normalizes a behavior that is, frankly, childish and very much a sign of great anger management issues.   

Bad analogy is bad.

literally every souls game has had massive balancing changes after launch and sometimes much further out

Then you didn’t played these title at launch. Even dark soul 1 had an issue with two spell totally breaking the game. Tranquil walk of peace which was griefer heaven (and you could use it from a sword instead of putting point into faith if you wanted to), turning your character to maximal load capacity. So you could…

It’s funny how often the “every game should be for everyone” apostles fail to see the flaw in their reasoning when they instantly make an amalgamation between a community and its toxic vocal minority.

Gordon Ramsay’s version of scrambled eggs are delicious

good soup

Enter the Fat Dragon (2020)

As a QA Professional of 10 years all I can say is FUCKING UNIONIZE!

Is he though?  This is all rumors that he is pissed and not a public statement.  

I can’t believe that Kotaku, a site for video game opinions, published an opinion about a video game! Disgusting and unforgivable. As a paying subscriber, I don’t exist because this site is free.

“stop the gatekeeping and negativity” as a defense of predatory gambling shit in games. guess it was just a matter of time til some kids who just grew up with this shit think of it as normal and bend backwards to defend it with social justice language lol.  you know there’s a more dignified way to live than doing the…

I dunno man the state of the mobile market is not really the hill to die on.

you know, if you flip the Mako (much harder in this version, but I managed it once), you can just hit Square to bring up the “Return to the Normandy” prompt. 

Just close your tabs, what’s wrong with you people. Bookmarks.