What kind of pizza are you eating that has “juices”?

The advice to “Wash your hands often, especially after handling packages” would still apply, no? Grab the box, pour the crackers in a bowl or something, and wash your hands before you eat. As far as we know now, the virus lasts on cardboard for a day so after 24 hours, you should be fine but you can always continue…

How is there not a pic of this platter with gold leaf wings and lime boulders etc???  

Shit guys, I thought he died and I missed it and this was an In Memoriam post. Don’t do that.

The children not knowing about Spinal Tap makes me feel old and sad.

MS stock in 2013 - $32

Lol, Microsoft’s value alone went up tremendously in the past ten years. His increased net worth is not because of his charities. Get a grip.

The answer to that one is #2, answer #1 is a cheap jab at unions and protected workplaces of the sort that lazy hack comedians have repeated since Reagan went all out anti union in the eighties deregulation frenzy. Please do not repeat those anti employee jabs, they do immense long term economic and societal damage.

Europe is really old. These planes could be filled with actual ghosts.

Imagine being so deranged you’re defending it

Sounds perfect, but deeply flawed, imposing heavier taxes on the rich and most businesses is going to drive up prices on goods and increase the cost of living...

‘I don’t know which species is worse 13frain, you don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.’

Anyone that pronounces it with a hard G weren’t even in grade-school when the rest of us were already using a soft G.  Newcomers don’t get to change things and act like it was right all along.

how do you pronounce jpeg (the p is for “photographic” btw)?

it’d make sense, except that’s wrong.
The creator of gif said it’s “Jif”, so it is.

The same way for the 2 years I lived in the US, nobody could pronunce my name right because it uses a sound you aren’t familiar with. That didn’t make my name wrong. It just made every american saying it wrong.

This troll cannot seriously be stupid enough to believe this.

LEARN. THE. TERMS.

LEARN. THE. TERMS.

No “deodorant” actually has aluminum in it. This article is borderline misinformation. Antiperspirants are a different product and aluminum is *the only active ingredient in an antiperspirant*.

Deodorants like Old Spice do have alcohol in them, though... which causes dry irritated skin.

No “deodorant” actually has aluminum in it. This article is borderline misinformation. Antiperspirants are a…

Anti-perspiration basically requires aluminum.  There is nothing to fear from using it.  This article is trying to solve a problem that doesn’t actually exist.

Anti-perspiration basically requires aluminum.  There is nothing to fear from using it.  This article is trying to…

Deodorant does not contain Aluminum.

Deodorant does not contain Aluminum.