Guys. I love me some Force Awakens. But best picture? No.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the internet, right here.

“You talk first? I talk first?” Perfect tone-setting moment.

I’ve long been partial to Gordon Ramsey’s method. Cleanup is a pain but they are fluffy and beautiful!

There’s no supernatural magic in The Prestige or The Illusionist. There’s only the pretense of the supernatural (which is what magicians do), and in the case of The Prestige, some fanciful technology (courtesy of Nikola Tesla).

That’s nothing. I knew a hyperintelligent space sprout that merged its consciousness with Elvis.

Please stop bandying about the words chemical and natural the way you’re doing. We don’t need more ignorance when it comes to diet.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t “Inglorious Basterds” have plenty of Nazi symbols including a fucking swastika in its marketing?

It is clearly a promotion for an alternate history, a work of fiction that is pretty interesting, especially when you look at our current culture. I think it’s important to remember the atrocities of the last world war. But if you’re going to have a knee-jerk reaction and get offended?

The actor has a name. His name is Carver from the Wire, thank you very much.

I can never be a substitute for Dennis. I miss him already, and look forward to finding out where he lands so I can quicklink to where he ends up next.

One winter when I lived there my power steering fluid in my car froze solid. The pressure blew off all the hoses from their connections.

too wet

And they still remain funny to this day.

Quiet is far and away the most useful companion the game has to offer.

That is based on the assumption that you can’t see that is is clearly not loaded.

Good, maybe it’ll give Mr. Blomkamp time to learn to make not bad movies.

Since Honeycomb was for tablets instead of phones, I think the name references ads for the cereal. “Honeycomb’s big! yeah, yeah, yeah! it’s not small! No, no, no!”