"How do you feel about abortion?"

I'm launching a class action lawsuit because I'm a moron.

Spoiler Alert: He dies at the end of his narration.

It's ok, my little nephew only looks at the pictures too.

"...and he says 'SHIT.' Clears as Day! He says 'this shit takes a long time.' I guarantee it - I have a DVR and I listened to it several times"

My underwater circles bring all the fish to the yard
And they're like, it's more symmetrical than yours
Damn right, it's more symmetrical than yours
I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

Start quiet

haha, yeah no doubt. I like how he quickly dismissed OUYA and Wii U although I agree with his assessments on them.

Poor MR2.

Yea!! There is no such thing as royalties, licensing, development costs, tooling costs and amortization, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. Let alone no one should make a profit on anything - EVER!!!

Maybe it'll involve some regular guy falling into a mysterious world only to be rescued by a magical girl with absolutely no backstory whatsoever?

Ha, Move. I already wave dildos around so i might as well get this to justify it.

Spring Breakers is one of the worst movies of the 21st century— right up there with Mothman Prophecies and Jeepers Creepers.

'Spring Breakers was garbage. Harmony Korine is on that same list with Lena Dunham that permits them to drop steaming turds all over us while the critics call them smart and thought provoking. If ANYONE else had directed Spring Breakers you would be talking about Razzies.

Citroën is fine here as obviously uttered by a native, but you won't be able to rent a Renault or a Peugeot in France with such lame pronunciations.