Heck, if we’re going there, dogs are the pets for control freaks who don’t like caring for a pet so much as they get off on bending a living creature to their will.

Shoes are easy, what about all the roadside underwear?

I’ve had a pair of these for a year and they’re good for the price, it’s awesome be able to charge them Sunday night and have them last all week. However I have a few caveats for people who haven’t bought them yet, just to manage expectations. I’d still recommend them, despite the following:

I’ve had a pair of these for a year and they’re good for the price, it’s awesome be able to charge them Sunday night…

Okay, so click ‘File’...no, up there in the left corner. Other left. No, stay in the window, right before the left edge, you see ‘File’ there? YES! There, good. No, left-click. I meant click the left button, not click the right button with your left finger. Okay, you need to single-click. One click, just one. You’re…

I use it with a Roku Stick and it works beautifully, I think it sends commands over wifi (as you would if you were using your phone).

I use it with a Roku Stick and it works beautifully, I think it sends commands over wifi (as you would if you were…

I think they were referring to places that call a salad a Cobb because there’s bacon and avocado. I’ve seen ‘Cobbs’ with no blue cheese or egg, for instance. If those are missing, well it ain’t a Cobb salad.

If nothing else, it’s one byte lighter without the space.

ahead of it’s time

They’re neither, they’re in-ear headphones (or in-ear monitors). Earbuds do not enter the ear canal.

They’re neither, they’re in-ear headphones (or in-ear monitors). Earbuds do not enter the ear canal.

if you were to print it out, it would take up an entire football field

These flashlights are ubiquituous, under dozens of different brands. How does five for $22.90CAD ($4.58 each) sound?

These flashlights are ubiquituous, under dozens of different brands. How does five for $22.90CAD ($4.58 each) sound?

I have a neGcon, made my dad bring it back from Japan on a business trip, along with a copy of Tekken 2 (which I had to swap-trick with careful timing to play). Best Wipeout controller, bar none.

Says more about us than it does about Prince, really.

Dude, they’re like...metric degrees. So it turns three times in a circle and then half of one and a little bit, so...it’s gonna walk that way, towards the 7-Eleven.

Charge extra for guacamole.

If you’re in the US, buy one from Canada. Our shitty dollar means you can get a year of Plus for $35USD (they retail for $46-50CAD).

If you’re in the US, buy one from Canada. Our shitty dollar means you can get a year of Plus for $35USD (they retail…

The Guns Guns Guns sign is from KL-E-0's shop in Goodneighbor.

Thirty seconds of typing in three extra codes to save ten bucks isn’t worth it to you? Do you make twelve hundred bucks an hour or something?

Thirty seconds of typing in three extra codes to save ten bucks isn’t worth it to you? Do you make twelve hundred…