Boutros Boutros-Shepard.

What most people call a 'butter knife' is not a bread knife, serrated edge or not. They're called table knives.

Bone Drone.

Run, not walk, to Afraid of Baby!

Yes, you can.

Been using a Cronus on my PS3 to use a 360 controller for a while now, and I absolutely love it. I've also used it so that PS3 friends can use a DualShock on the 360 (you have to plug in a wired controller first, to authenticate, then you're good to go). No input lag, total no-brainer operation. You can even remap…

What kind of fucking sissy can't get through a quarter-pound stick of butter before it goes rancid, covered, on a countertop.

And like that...he's gone.

Via Twitterer @getB3NT, behold the greatest error message on any video game console. "Because of your past behavior, you can't Xbox Live Gold is required to use Skype for Xbox One."

Where are you even getting this 'if' rule? It's nonsense. You arrive at work, soaking wet, coworker asks why you didn't bring an umbrella. Do you say 'I didn't know it was raining,' or 'I didn't know if it was raining?'

Not strictly true. The Vita has a camera, whether or not Philippe knew it did or not, so 'has' is also acceptable. Two separate clauses.

I could have done without the random Marcel Duchamp primer in the beginning, but it's still a damn sight better than what you normally hear on the news.

Cronus Device, and you're done. Been using a 360 controller on my PS3 since the day I got it. Added bonus, weirdos who actually prefer the DS3 can use it on my 360 when they come over.

I've already got my hate armour on, so I'm gonna say it, I don't get basketball. It looks like five-a-side table tennis to me. Small court, high scores, eh.

Dynamic Mesh.

NO DONT

It's two and a half cubits long, one and a half cubits wide, and one and a half cubits long. Constructed of acacia wood that's been gold-plated, inside and out. There are two angels, in solid gold, facing each other, with wing tips touching, on the top.

MURPHY MURPHY!

By the time I went to sleep last night I'd tried to get it working maybe eight times over six hours; the farthest I got was stepping into the blue circle after Lamar drops you off. Messages were usually the failure to host one. Lost my character twice (and once reloaded the game to find my character's gender and look…

The red and yellow thing is a challenge coin, apparently.