He's also so gosh darn honest. Some of the things he's saying, I imagine if he had a PR rep they'd be having a stroke in the sidelines right now.

A Neil Gaiman story where the world of fantasy intersects with the real world, to supposedly comical effect? Stop the presses.

Drunk.

rubbing, usually one's pelvis or erect penis

I tried making the image clickable, but who knows if that works.

aka Randy Samberg

Seriously. Where I'm from, that is known as a Clown Pounder.

I've got one and live in fear of its eventual failure. The parts are all replaceable, but they're not cheap (duh) and the way the chair wears, I feel like a repaired chair would feel odd unless you replaced things in pairs (like the armrests, which hold the back on, or the black shock grommets on the back panels).

And a god damn honest-to-goodness orange robot. Named 'The Roboz.' No contest.

That sure isn't how you pronounce Peugeot.

The Tommy Westphall universe.

You can get Alan Wake even cheaper if you use points. I chose the 'buy using Microsoft Points' option and paid 360 points for it, which is about $3.50 at the rate I bought them last.

A reminder: stay in school, kids.

*making DO

It's not, that one folded in 1989. Sucks to see the name resurrected by this turd of a 'developer.'

That screenshot aspect ratio isn't doing Lara any favours.

It's not an aiming circle, really. You can tap and hold anywhere to aim and scroll around, so you use the bow, the arrow, and its angle in perspective to aim. It's kind of nice once you're used to it.

Not as pointless as that comment.

GTA 3 has it beat, weighing in at just over 1.2GB on my phone. It's a hundred times the game this appears to be, though.

Those aren't legs, they're the top of the wing, the chicken's bicep, if you will. The bone is even called the humerus, like ours is.