No manual transmission available.

Or, it’s possibly a station wagon for people who have a limited selection of station wagons to choose from.

It is a station wagon for the people who refuse to be in a station wagon, but hate the height of an SUV.

I hate to tell Ford, but most folks who buy an Outback would be as likely to switch to Ford as your average MacBook buyer would be willing to consider a Chromebook. Never gonna happen.

Ahh, yes this is definitely not a wagon! This is totally an amazing, completely original, new SUV design!

Honestly would be easier to build it in Mississippi or Tennessee at one of the Nissan plants as it mechanically has more in common with any Nissan than a Mercedes.

“Humans are causing the planet to warm, sure, but my question is to what percentage? 1%, 25%, 80%, 100%? That’s where every scientist seems to have differing opinions.”

3*C is 38*F if describing the outside temperature.

A salesman taught me how to drive a manual. It literally was the car of my dreams, priced better than I had hoped, and even in my favorite color. I promised to buy it if he could teach me to drive it, and he did.

Your first warning sign should’ve been that he thinks the Earth is only a few thousand years old.

old guy i know once said against climate change; “the earth was here thousands of years before us, it isn’t going anywhere”

Meanwhile in conservative states:

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

Even a GTI gets over 28 mpg average easily. And it’s more fun with good upgrade potential to make it unique.

Holy shit, four? Where were they? (Furiously taking notes)

Take away their patrol cars and put them all on bikes.

I’ma let him finish, but that three blink lever is a goddamn godsend. - Guy who uses it to activate the blinker and shoot off maybe one signal before cutting across traffic because I’m in a hurry, goddamnit.

Luckily the niche of “farmers who buy brand new land rovers” aren’t exactly the massive demographic JLR needs right now to save their ass.

It’ll sell like gangbusters to the suburban crowd, even more so as a stylistically similar but(presumably) far cheaper alternative to the G-wagon’s I see on a daily basis at the…

It’s a Torch quiz.  That shouldn’t be completely surprising.

Dammit Jason, how could you forget Lemon ??