My 39th anniversary was the 19th. My husband passed away 5 years ago. (:

“Meanwhile in movie “D”...for dumb.”

That picture is a lie. I still can’t get a young man that fits in my pocket.

I had Star Wars on CED back when I was a kid. The disc was scratched and would skip around when Obi Wan was telling Luke to use the force. To this day, I always get the quote wrong, because we heard it as “Luke, use the force”. (Technically, we heard it as “blragah Lukgher blers use blerghs the flergshshsyg”.)

MST! May I suggest Eegah!, Tormented and Girl’s Town?

The Jerry Orbach shoutout makes me wish I could star this a million times. But if Tish is going to handle business I wouldn’t mind seeing Jesse L. Martin and S. Epatha Merkerson do the honors.

Wouldn’t he be arrested by the SVU? I also like the idea that a woman would put the cuffs on him.

Can this fantasy also include Ice-T and Richard Belzer?

Chappelle’s monologue was... seriously mixed for me.

Fucking ew. Ewwwwww.

Now if only they'd do something about the ones in law enforcement and the military.

Say what you like, but I have been enjoying the recent news stories (yes, plural) of the FBI finally bustin some Nazi ass.

This is how Osama Bin Laden won the war he started.

You could argue that it's a Once In A Lifetime event.

Heaven knows I’m miserable now.

Well, I think Kanye is actually diagnosed...

Mcnulty’s at it again!

Bruce already has my heart!

Plus one ebony tabby named “Love”, who will eventually unravel everything in the room.

I would read a book of stories about your family.