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One day for an inexplicable reason my daughter put a catcher’s mitt on the end of a hockey stick, hod behind a door and then proceeded to jump out and scream “puddin” at my sister. My sis lost her MIND ran into bedroom and wouldn’t open the door for hours.

Here’s hoping the crash hits during his press conference and they have to stuff him right back in the copter. 

I hope he doesn’t die. Yet.

And Steve Jobs was a supreme asshole. I don't know he's so loved and worshipped. He did nothing to deserve being exalted. 

I am a bit teary-eyed. I do not want to be long winded, but i don’t want to be clichéd. My mom is a Republican and she raised 3 girls to be independent minded and respect their skills and gifts to humanity. We agree on less than 30% of political issues, but I love her with all my heart. My mom is a registered

Nothing in this very sad schadenfreude genre will ever, to me, be funnier than Paul Ryan’s favorite band being Rage Against the Machine.

It definitely needs a blow up and they need to start casting wealthy women who AREN’T actresses (besides Garcelle, who does exude realness). The show went to shit when they started hiring ex-soap stars like Rinna who think it’s their job to come up with fake conspiracy plots instead of showing their real lives.

First - stop calling him Doctor - Dr. 

Look, we’re all out here making fun of first world problems and hair will grow back and yadayadayada.

It’s already a racial issue. When people of different races have a conflict, there’s an inherent racial aspect whether the white parties think there is or not.

The only value this book has is that it might keep Waddles blood pressure high enough to endanger his health, so, good on Cohen for painting Ivanka as worried that pops is going to is going to screw up her inheritance.

He wouldn’t know a Bible if it hit him in the face.

That’s pretty much the problem. These faux-christians spout hate and then point to passages in the old testament (Leviticus) to validate their clearly un-christian behavior without even a split second of hesitation. Jesus’ teachings, if you buy this drivel, nullified the old testament. That was literally his purpose,

Dude got the crazy eyes to go with the crazy brain.

She’s so good on ABLSS. Excited to check this out!

Mothers everywhere should definitely be telling children not to walk her way.

HOLY SHIT! She DOES! I’m dying!!!!!!

I’m pretty sure I know just who inspired Jessica Krug to act like a total thieving fool.

Nice name. ;-)