knob shifter?   0/10 would not bang

Speaking as someone unfortunate enough to grow up Hoosier, the only thing smoother and flatter than Indiana’s geography is the brains of the white trash living there.

It’s also very annoying that when you search for “Donuts” on any map app, the only shops that come up are Dunkin’ (obscuring any local places). I mean, Dunkin’ is OK in a pinch, but I’m always more interested in what the local bakeries have to offer.

Yeah, the headline plus the first paragraph really made this seem like it would have to do with some sort of racism or sexism. Very manipulative of Mr. Colburn, the AV Club should do better

Most fandoms are fucking gross. Really really liking something, or someone, isn’t a personality trait.

I feel the same, but I also know in my heart of hearts that if the Bears would have drafted Mahomes and the Chiefs would have taken the tittie kisser then Trubisky may not have been great, but Mahomes would be the guy who didn’t have his 5th year option picked up and we would just be talking about a different draft…

Britney has also never been a mean or cruel person in public at least, so the constant cruel jokes about her over the past 20+ years seem extra awful because she doesn't punch back. 

A couple of weeks ago on Instagram, Britney Spears referred to fans referring to her as “Queen B.” Perusing the comments, you’ll see quite a few purported Beyoncé fans who’ve riled themselves up over the truly innocuous post[.]

I am HERE for Britney’s instagram posts. They are purely positive and she’s always wearing a mask when she’s outside! People who wanna say she’s clearly “not okay” based off of these posts can SUCK IT. As a therapist who works with people who have severe mental illness, I’m so sick of hearing this. It is known she has…

Also a Bears fan, and this hurts.

Gotta love how there’s giant hunks of steaming-hot meat on a platter, and she even has a fork on her plate, but it’s otherwise empty. Could you imagine just sitting there for 20 minutes, staring at that tender, juicy beef and just saying, “Nah, no cheese. Fuck it.”?

I’ll never get over the complaint in that image—we had to wait because the only way she can eat fajitas is with shredded cheese. Shredded cheese is great. I love it, especially when it gets all gooey and melty. But if I can’t eat something without cheese (unless one of the main parts of the item is cheese grilled…

Went to a popular ice cream/mini golf/farm with lil Stonky. Plan was to get a cup of ice cream from the outdoor window and eat it looking at cows. There are signs everywhere saying you won’t be served if not wearing a mask and they’re only doing regular cups and cones to keep the line moving.

There should be at least a minimum amount of quality control on the eShop

Get ready for a pure gaming experience! No difficulty levels! No hand holding! No Mer ---blech!

Everyone should be tipping generously on takeout. Even if you never did much or at all before. I used to only tip 10% or so on takeout, but right now, I calculate 25% and round up.

This is a child’s argument. Go shit your pants elsewhere. 

fwiw I love having drinks with coworkers, but most companies make it feel so forced and shitty