Still amazing to me that ford can offer carbon fibre wheels on the mustang

Once again logic took a back seat. It falls into the Why the hell not category. For me this is a winter/weekend hauler.

The fact is that the new Silverado is a good looking truck.

The 2014-2015 was the last good looking Chevy truck in my opinion. There are things I don't like about it. It too could probably be less huge, but it looks far better than it's facelift and the current "roids gone wrong" truck.

No. No it isn’t.

I think you’re missing the point of this satirical article.

It has been a lot of piling on. And Chevy deserves it. Are all Chevy designs created at a kegger? “Yo, bro, hold my beer while I make these fender bulges bigger. Whoa, rad!”

The new Chevy truck looks like the flesh of someone's face hanging after a shotgun blast. 

So how’s the team morale been working in Chevy’s design department?

Good. The Walking Dead started with a really interesting premise of “what happens in a zombie movie after the credits roll and our remaining survivors have to spend the rest of their lives in a world where society has collapsed and most of humanity is gone?”

But does it come it with front spoiler gaurds? If not I’m out!!

You forgot:

Diesel engines cost A LOT more, and weigh a lot more too. 

locking rear is a already a available option on the superduty and is included in the tremor package as well as lsd in the front. TFL has said that a ford spokesmen has said a factory winch is possible in the future. 

how is the xlt a high trim?

Mustang good

Don't get your mullet all up in a bunch there. Just vote for your favorite.

It was a close race at times but the Camaro lost for sure when they stopped making it for a few years. Effectively,lifting your foot of the throttle in a street race when you know your opponent beat you.

Mustang all day, every day. It is Pony car Genesis. Without it, there would be no Camaro. Camaro is, was, and always will be a reaction. All you have to do is look at the not-so-distant past of 2005 to see when Mustang went retro. It dragged the Camaro and Challenger with it.