here you go

“cleaner than the Pope’s underwear”

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Your dad is cooler than you. 

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

Sounds like I need to get a trailer and start driving rust free POS cars from Texas up to your area.

As a Milwaukeean it’s still hard to believe that the Bucks have a legit chance of making the finals and last season the Brewers were a game away from the World Series.  I have nothing funny to add, it’s just really cool!

People always laughed at me when I took a shine to Connaughton when he was at Notre Dame, and look at him now! He’s like the 7th best player on a good team! Suck it, haters.

Nothing would make me happier than this Bucks team (and Giannis specifically) beating the brakes off the Warriors to end their run.  

I had a favorable opinion of Budenholzer already, but this series has added to it significantly. He has a talented team and a human cheat code, no doubt, but every player seems totally bought into their role, they all play unselfish, high-energy ball on both sides of the floor, and they seem to be genuinely having fun…

If the Bucks are smart, they’ll do everything they can to keep Antimetopízei as happy as possible in Milwaukee. It was a long time ago, but I’m pretty sure that the collective psyche of a city never truly recovers from the sort of trauma that comes with losing an all-world talent like Kareem so early in his career,…

Antennaehachiko is the real deal.

meanwhile Gordon Hayward’s doing a bigger disappearing act against a Wisconsin opponent since goddamn Hillary

Quetzalacatenango is really on fire right now.

Alohakokomo can palm that ball like a coconut and slam it home.  If you would have told me five years ago that Allegrakualalumpur would turn into a modern ball version of Shaq, I would have called you crazy.

Antonmonsantokoompo is definitely the MVP of the league and my heart. He’s also worth 29 points in Scrabble.  *home rules*

Antananarivo really has developed into the complete package. Like a gyro, really.

Hey man, Ajohtokanto has shot pretty well from the far reaches of the realm this series