If Cain had touched second base, he would be the legal occupant of it, and Yelich’s only safe place would be third. Chatwood chased Yelich because he expected Cain to be on it, and then Yelich would be out. The safe play there is to chase the guy back rather than risking a throw that would be totally unnecessary if…

A small part ponders whether a St. Louis jury could be fair in this matter but a much much larger part of me looks at the defendant and laughs thinking, “This is why you shouldn’t be a dick during break ups, it will haunt and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving fellow I just wish they had added a few more zeros.”

Later on, in a stunning reversal, the NCAA vacated this jury’s decision.

I’m pretty sure a St. Louis jury would find the Rams liable of the Kennedy assassination, the Challenger disaster, and the Pulse nightclub shooting.

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Is your wife single? This may be a little presumptuous but would she be willing to pick me up for our first date?

My wife drives one of these. I am under no illusions that it is worth 30 grand. But since she wants to drive a manual SUV, we will probably never sell it so who cares? It is an awesome ride for a Jalop woman who needs to cart around two kids and a huge dog, and refuses to drive an automatic.

Duh.

The reality is, 100% of your driving time is spent inside the car. A shitty interior is hard to ignore, no matter the purpose of the car.

The interior is everything that was wrong with GM in the early 2000s. Hard pass, no matter how fast it is.

If you want this kind of power in a Cadillac, find an STS-V or spring for a second gen CTS-V.

This is the correct take. Welcome aboard Mack. This is an excellent article. Can’t wait to read more from you.

It’s bizarre to me how much you think people care about things like this.

Very Jalop, keep it up.

If Chevy could somehow not put the Chevy name on their cars, that would probably help with the resale value.

This is true. I’m a sports car enthusiast and even after reading the above, I couldn’t tell you the performance order of ZL1, Z/28, SS, 1LE from memory. I could look it up though. Same with the engines, the LT1, LT7, LT6, LS3 aren’t sequential, how can you remember which is which unless you study them daily.

First Photo: Oh, man that is a sweet cop car ride Jimmy!

How does one get to that stage in their life?

Way too much money, CP, etc. etc.

Far better than yesterday’s F-Body turd, but still too much money for a poser police car Fox body.

Address the cosmetics, but leave the powerplant be. It’s adequate for what it is. If you want something fast, don’t start with a convertible 3rd-gen.

The Youabian Puma laughs at your Fiat.